What is a vector’s favorite band? One Direction!
I really liked learning about displacement in Physics.
It's pretty straight to the point.
Einstein developed a theory about space. And it was about time too.
My physics teacher told me i had so much potential, so much energy.
Then I fell down the stairs and lost it all.
Physics is like incest.
It’s all relative.
What is better than a physics joke?
A meta physics joke.
Two sodium atoms are walking down the street. Suddenly one says “Oh, my God, I’ve lost an electron!” The other says “Lost an electron! Are you sure?” and the first replies “Yes, I’m positive!”
The local band stand was struck by lightening yesterday while the band was playing.
Only the conductor was hit.
Are electrons pessimistic or optimistic?
Obviously pessimistic, they are always negative!
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage.
It replied, “No, thanks, I am traveling light.”