What did the nerdy duckling say ?
Quark Quark.
When you offered me love, I lepton it!
What is better than a physics joke?
A meta physics joke.
I've been trying to think of an electrical pun but now my head Hertz.
Why can you tell that Theresa May failed physics?
She had power and time but didn't get the work done.
Two sodium atoms are walking down the street. Suddenly one says “Oh, my God, I’ve lost an electron!” The other says “Lost an electron! Are you sure?” and the first replies “Yes, I’m positive!”
When I was in school I got a B in biology, a C in chemistry.
And an F in Physics.
I love Physics, but I'm terrible at Math.
I hope in doesn't Matter.
The frequency of bad physics puns on this category...
It hertz.
So engineering school is really hard.
I'm not doing so hot in thermodynamics.
