Why is your nose in the middle of your face?
Because it's the scenter.
Why do perfumes always hang out in pairs?
Because they don't want to get cologne-ly!
What do you call a deodorant that's never happy?
A deodor-rant.
This can of deodorant said it "Lasts 24 hours"...
So the next day I bought another can.
France gave perfumes to countries it dominated in the past...
That was classic Colognialism.
What do you call it when a doctor puts a camera inside of a bottle of perfume?
A cologne-oscopy.
I just broke my wife’s favorite perfume bottle, she’s gonna be fuming!
I used to hate my husband's cologne...
But then it started to rub off on me.
Do perfumes expire?
In essence, they do.
I forgot to put on deodorant this morning, so I went to the store on my way to work.
It was a quick pit stop.
I don't like strong perfumes...
I guess I'm inscentsitive.
Did you hear about how deodorant lead to the capture of a cold war agent?
The scent of old spies gave him away.
The perfume was very cheap.
It's price was in cents.
Dad asked if he could borrow my deodorant.
I said "sure, no sweat."
Why did the skunk cross the road?
To get to the odor side.
I got 5 packs of deodorant for a nickel.
Deodorant is a scent.
I'm burning a gold-scented candle.
It has a very rich aroma.