There was a group of ants that always went on parties together, but one smelled way worse than the others.
He was de odor ant.
France gave perfumes to countries it dominated in the past...
That was classic Colognialism.
If a wine connoisseur is called a sommelier then a perfume connoisseur should be called a smellier.
What's it called when a perfume climbs up the stairs?
Ascent.
There's a programme about the history of perfume on TV tonight.
It's on at 8pm on Chanel Number 5!
I just won local "Worst Body Odor Contest".
No one else came close.
I accidently sprayed deoderant in my mouth
Now every time I speak I have a weird Axe Scent.
Why do perfumes always hang out in pairs?
Because they don't want to get cologne-ly!
The perfume was very cheap.
It's price was in cents.
Why don't ghosts wear deodorant?
They like to keep it super natural.
I got 5 packs of deodorant for a nickel.
Deodorant is a scent.
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
"Odor in the court!"
Did you hear about how deodorant lead to the capture of a cold war agent?
The scent of old spies gave him away.
What do you call a deodorant that's never happy?
A deodor-rant.
I used to hate my husband's cologne...
But then it started to rub off on me.
I ran out of deodorant.
I guess I'll go online and odor some more.
I don't like strong perfumes...
I guess I'm inscentsitive.