My Buddhist friend just gave me a “Nirvana” scented perfume.
It smells like Teen Spirit.
What is the most disgusting perfume ever made?
Eau de colon.
I forgot to put on deodorant this morning, so I went to the store on my way to work.
It was a quick pit stop.
This lady at the supermarket is staring at me, like she's never seen anyone put on deodorant...
And then put it back on the shelf.
Did you hear about how deodorant lead to the capture of a cold war agent?
The scent of old spies gave him away.
Did you just hear that perfume bottle talk?
I think it's becoming scentient.
I'm burning a gold-scented candle.
It has a very rich aroma.
As summer approaches, I think it’s a good idea to use two deodorants, one under each armpit.
But that’s just my two scents.
Why don't ghosts wear deodorant?
They like to keep it super natural.
There was a group of ants that always went on parties together, but one smelled way worse than the others.
He was de odor ant.
I got 5 packs of deodorant for a nickel.
Deodorant is a scent.
I accidently sprayed deoderant in my mouth
Now every time I speak I have a weird Axe Scent.
I'm developing a new fragrance for introverts
It's called "Leave me the fuh cologne".
My sister just bought a set of odorless perfumes.
It doesn’t make any scents.
What's it called when a perfume climbs up the stairs?
Ascent.
My brother sprayed on some of his new deodorant. "How do I smell?" He asked.
"With your nose" I replied.
Mother Superior had to crack down on sisters wearing perfume in the convent.
She said she would not tolerate such nun scents.