Have you heard about the new his & hers toothpaste?
The flavor is "mint to be".
Why do vampires clean their teeth three times a day?
To prevent bat breath.
Brace yourselves kids!
Our dentist is shutting down.
My wife says to me this morning "Our son's toothbrush is getting fraid"
I say "What's it so fraid of?"
I asked my friend for a tube of toothpaste. He gave me the smallest tube I’ve ever seen.
Next time, I’ll ask for teethpaste.
My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth...
He said it was acci-dental.
My dentist asked me if I had any questions before he started.
I thought for a minute, then asked, "If oral hygiene is so important, why do you have plaque on your wall?"
What did the toothpaste wear to the club?
A tube top!
What do you call a tree without teeth?
A gumtree.
Whats A tooth fairys favorite movie?
Jaws.
Ever use one of those expensive toothbrushes?
It's breath-taking.
I hate dentists.
Bad oral hygiene can cause so many bad things in your mouth, yet they tell you to brush it off.
"Hey dad, my electric toothbrush is broken!"
"No son, it's just gone acoustic."
I always wanted to keep my wisdom teeth but I just went to the dentist and it looks like they're gonna have to be removed...
To be honest this is pretty de-molar-izing.
A thief stole my toothbrush.
It left a bad taste in my mouth.