You're not allowed to eat teeth
It's for-bitten.
What do you call a white bear that's shaped like a tooth?
A Molar Bear.
My dentist said that my oral hygiene wasn't up to scratch, so she recommended me a new toothpaste.
Now all I need is a toothbrush.
What’s that Nevada city where all the dentists visit?
Floss Vegas.
Brace yourselves kids!
Our dentist is shutting down.
Ever use one of those expensive toothbrushes?
It's breath-taking.
I'm looking to sell my toothpaste collection.
Don't worry, they're all in mint condition.
I always wanted to keep my wisdom teeth but I just went to the dentist and it looks like they're gonna have to be removed...
To be honest this is pretty de-molar-izing.
I was on the way to the gorcer when I remembered, I need to put toothpaste on the grocery list.
My dad said, "Don't do that! It'll be all messy!"
Crooked teeth are criminal!
Luckily a few years behind bars usually straightens them out.
Why do vampires clean their teeth three times a day?
To prevent bat breath.
How does the tooth fairy survive a hurricane? She braces for it.
After trying out floss for the first time, I couldn't believe how nice it felt.
It truly was a breath of fresh air.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Gummy Bear.
Whoever came up with the word dentures really missed an opportunity to call it "Substi-tooths"
