What did the toothpaste wear to the club?
A tube top!
Don't ever think dentists are perfect individuals
They most certainly have floss.
A thief stole my toothbrush.
It left a bad taste in my mouth.
Where do killer whales go to get their braces?
The orca-dontist.
I finally realized why trees don’t have teeth.
Turns out, they’re all bark and no bite.
What do you call a dog’s back teeth?
Canine canines.
My wife says to me this morning "Our son's toothbrush is getting fraid"
I say "What's it so fraid of?"
What do you call a tree without teeth?
A gumtree.
Whoever came up with the word dentures really missed an opportunity to call it "Substi-tooths"
My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth...
He said it was acci-dental.
Why did the deer get braces?
Because he had buck teeth.
Whats A tooth fairys favorite movie?
Jaws.
Brace yourselves kids!
Our dentist is shutting down.
What do you call a white bear that's shaped like a tooth?
A Molar Bear.
My dentist says I don't brush enough but hey-
We all have our floss.