I tried to visit the house where the guy who invented toothpaste was born.
Sadly, there was no plaque on it.
Why is it a bad idea to swallow toothpaste?
Because you’ll destroy your stomach cavity!
My dentist asked me if I had any questions before he started.
I thought for a minute, then asked, "If oral hygiene is so important, why do you have plaque on your wall?"
My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth...
He said it was acci-dental.
I always wanted to keep my wisdom teeth but I just went to the dentist and it looks like they're gonna have to be removed...
To be honest this is pretty de-molar-izing.
Why did the tooth see a therapist?
To get to the root of their problems.
I'm looking to sell my toothpaste collection.
Don't worry, they're all in mint condition.
Paleontologists found the world's oldest toothbrush.
They believe it came from the Flossiraptor.
My dentist said that my oral hygiene wasn't up to scratch, so she recommended me a new toothpaste.
Now all I need is a toothbrush.
What is the favourite toothpaste of the security guards of a mining company?
Coalgate.
I finally realized why trees don’t have teeth.
Turns out, they’re all bark and no bite.
Did you hear about the wisdom tooth who got smart with the dentist?
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Whats A tooth fairys favorite movie?
Jaws.
What do you call a white bear that's shaped like a tooth?
A Molar Bear.
Why do vampires clean their teeth three times a day?
To prevent bat breath.
