I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
I can turn your software into hardware.
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Is there a magnet in here because I'm really attracted to You.
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
"Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy."
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.