Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Call me Ishmael. Or just call me.
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
Tell me of this thing you humans call... (dramatic pause) love.
If I was a robot and you were one 2 if I lost a nut would you give me a screw.
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
Baby, you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.