You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
You’re more special than relativity.
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
If I was a robot and you were one 2 if I lost a nut would you give me a screw.
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
You must be related to Nikola Tesla because you're electrifying.
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BeAuTi-ful.
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Your name is insert name here?
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.