"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
You’re more special than relativity.
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
You’re sweeter than fructose.
Is there a magnet in here because I'm really attracted to You.
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
You are my density!
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
Tell me of this thing you humans call... (dramatic pause) love.
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BeAuTi-ful.
Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
If you where a sheep I would clone you.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.