Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
I can turn your software into hardware.
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
"Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy."
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
You are my density!
You’re more special than relativity.
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
You are the object of my preposition.
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.