If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
I can turn your software into hardware.
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
I want to read you from cover to cover.
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.