Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
Your name is insert name here?
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
If I was a robot and you were one 2 if I lost a nut would you give me a screw.
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
Are you my favorite book? Because when I think about you I touch my shelf.
I can turn your software into hardware.
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.