Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
Tell me of this thing you humans call... (dramatic pause) love.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BeAuTi-ful.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
You’re sweeter than fructose.
If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
You are the object of my preposition.
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
I want to read you from cover to cover.
You are my density!
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
Baby, you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?