What do you call a medieval horse in the army
A knight-mare
What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?
Polyarmory
Why are automatic doors like knights?
Because they're chivalrous!
Knights have always used one type of lamp since medieval times. These lamps are now called Knight Lamps.
How can you tell a sword is a knights favorite weapon?
He doesn't use a lance a lot.
Why was the medieval knight polishing his dress before going for the Queens's dinner party? Because he wanted to have a night in shining armor!
What do you think is the name of the knight who unexpectedly turned up at the battle? His name is Sir Prize.
Once upon a time, a knight hosted a live improvisational comedy show for everyone in town. It was known as 'Saturday Knight Live'.