Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
What do you call a medieval horse in the army
A knight-mare
What do you call a medieval dentist?
A plaque doctor.
Which cheese surrounds a medieval castle?
Moatzarella.
What do you call a drunk medieval poet?
Shakesbeer
For several days each month, some friends and I get together, play instruments and sing in a medieval style.
I guess you could call it my minstrel period.
When many knights were being killed by guns and bombs, the medieval scientist discovered a weapon that would destroy all their enemies. It was known as the knightrogen bomb!
What should be the name of the knight who the King has appointed to carry a census of the land? He goes by the name Sir Vey.
I googled 'lost medieval servant boy'
The result was 'This page cannot be found.'
It was quite dangerous for messengers back in the medieval era.
They often had to wear mail armor.
Which one of King Arthur's knights named the Round Table?
Sir Cumference
What was the favorite pass time of peasants from the medieval time period? They absolutely love to go serfing!
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
A deus vult
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress?
Magnets
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
What do you think is the name of the knight who unexpectedly turned up at the battle? His name is Sir Prize.
When medieval armies went off to war...
were they playing for keeps?
Medieval cures...
Were leeches on society
What did the bone mage use to rob medieval homes?
A skeleton key
What do you call a medieval spearman who is self employed?
A freelancer.
What punishment do legs get in the medieval era?
decapita-shin
What do you call a Korean knight who is looking for his lost belongings? He goes by the name Sir Ching!
My brother was reading a book about a medieval castle that always had its drawbridge up. Unfortunately, he couldn't really get into the book!
What was written on a knight's headstone?
Rust in peace.
I read that in medieval times, if you lost your castle to invaders during a siege, it was incredibly unlikely that you'd get the well-fortified tower area back.
Guys back then were playing for keeps.
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th!
If you go to Medieval Times and watch the jousts, there is a sir charge.
A medieval lawyer lost his license and became instead an insult musician for taverns...
His stage name "Diss-Bard"
How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?
Moataboat
How do medieval cathedrals clean their mouths before bedtime?
They gargoyle
I think I met a medieval water snake
But I can't tell if it actually happened or if it was a dream.
It was totally Sir Eel.
What do you call Sir Lancelot when he is dancing and singing to his heart's content at a party? We call him Sir Dancelot.
What do you name a knight who has been able to persevere through all the barriers in his way? A Sir Vivor!
What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
The castle and court of Camelot were famous for their knight-life.
Why was the king only a foot tall?
Because he was a ruler.
I went to a dad-joke competition at Medieval Times last weekend..
They called it the Game of Groans.
Astonishingly, the first comic strip known to man was created by King John of England. It was called the 'Manga-Carta'!
How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?
They couldn't think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
What do you call a stunt rider from the 1200's?
Medieval Knievel
During the medieval time period, there weren't many extremely bad people. There were only mid-evil people during that age.
The one time of the day when knights are willing to work is during the knightshift.
What do you call a knight who wants to overthrow the King?
Sir Plant.
What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?
Polyarmory
Why did Arthur have a round table?
So nobody could corner him!
If Hamlet was alive now, he would have only worn t-shirts saying 2B or not 2B!
The medieval queen was unhappy when she saw that it was pouring outside. She sighed to herself, "This could be another reigny day."