I hear it's easy to get ladies not to eat Tide pods.
It's more difficult to deter gents, though.
People find laundry therapeutic...
Because it takes a load off their mind.
How do you dry clothes on a line in winter?
You freeze dry them.
After buying grocers, I sat on the San Francisco pier and pondered life. My laundry detergent tipped over...
Now I’m sittin on the dock of a bay, watching my Tide roll away.