I tried to help my wife with laundry by putting her underwear away.
But she got her panties in a bunch over it.
More places are charging fees to iron my clothes after they launder them...
I guess the free press is under siege!
If you're stressed, try ironing clothes.
It's a great way to let off some steam.
My wife said she'll leave me if I don't stop the laundry punsץ
So from today I'm detergent to be better.
