In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
Why did Arthur have a round table?
So nobody could corner him!
Once, a wizard had cursed a knight and turned him into a bird. To express his sorrow, he sang throughout the entire day because he had become a knightingle.
After which knight is a town in England named? Sir Rey!
Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!
What do you call Sir Lancelot when he is dancing and singing to his heart's content at a party? We call him Sir Dancelot.
What was written on a knight's headstone?
Rust in peace.
Which knight is the protector of foods?
Sir Anwrap
Why was the knight fighting the tournament with a sword made from cheddar cheese? Because the cheese was extra sharp!
How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?
They couldn't think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? Canned food.
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"