Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
What do you think is the name of the knight who unexpectedly turned up at the battle? His name is Sir Prize.
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress?
Magnets
What do you call a Medieval knight who's always sure of himself?
Sir Tainly.
Once, a wizard had cursed a knight and turned him into a bird. To express his sorrow, he sang throughout the entire day because he had become a knightingle.
What should be the name of the knight who the King has appointed to carry a census of the land? He goes by the name Sir Vey.
There were two knights who were fighting a long duel with each other. The fight ended when one of them chopped off the other's leg- guess the knight was defeeted.
Lance is an uncommon name nowadays but in medieval times...
people were called Lance a lot.
What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
The castle and court of Camelot were famous for their knight-life.
King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
Sir Veyor