What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
What is the name of the knight that spreads all the rumors and news of the court and the king amongst the people? Sir Culate.
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?
Moataboat
What should be the name of the knight who the King has appointed to carry a census of the land? He goes by the name Sir Vey.
Who was King Arthur's alcoholic knight?
Sir Ohsis of the Liver
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
Did you know knights are known for wearing dishware?
Thats why they call it plate armor.
Once upon a time, a knight hosted a live improvisational comedy show for everyone in town. It was known as 'Saturday Knight Live'.
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
A great knight became all discombobulated and lost his weapons...
He was all out of swords.
Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
What was written on a knight's headstone?
Rust in peace.
Most of the knights of the round table of King Arthur were in their middle ages.
What do you think is the name of the knight who unexpectedly turned up at the battle? His name is Sir Prize.
Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.
What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
In the dark ages, the knights had to attend a special type of school. It was the Knight School.
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
What did King Arthur call his sneakiest knight?
Sir Valence.
In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
Why was the medieval knight polishing his dress before going for the Queens's dinner party? Because he wanted to have a night in shining armor!
Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
A deus vult
What do you name a knight who has been able to persevere through all the barriers in his way? A Sir Vivor!
What do you call Sir Lancelot when he is dancing and singing to his heart's content at a party? We call him Sir Dancelot.
When many knights were being killed by guns and bombs, the medieval scientist discovered a weapon that would destroy all their enemies. It was known as the knightrogen bomb!
What do you call a Korean knight who is looking for his lost belongings? He goes by the name Sir Ching!
What do you call a cow apart of the Knights of the Round Table?
Sir Loin
The castle and court of Camelot were famous for their knight-life.
There were two knights who were fighting a long duel with each other. The fight ended when one of them chopped off the other's leg- guess the knight was defeeted.
A knight bursts into a blacksmith and yells "You smelt my armor!"
The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: "Yes, and what a lovely scent it had."
What do you call a knight who wants to overthrow the King?
Sir Plant.
Although knights were considered protectors of the realm, they sometimes did get involved in the politics of their time. This was because the knights followed knight-wing politics.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? Canned food.
Once, a wizard had cursed a knight and turned him into a bird. To express his sorrow, he sang throughout the entire day because he had become a knightingle.
These days, knights love to watch movies, and their favorite genre is the horror and the action genre. Also, I am pretty sure that their favorite movie is 'Knight Of The Living Dead.'
Why did Arthur have a round table?
So nobody could corner him!
What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.
How can you tell a sword is a knights favorite weapon?
He doesn't use a lance a lot.