What do you call a Korean knight who is looking for his lost belongings? He goes by the name Sir Ching!
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights
What is a knight who has traveled all across the earth with a ship known as? He is known as Sir Cumnavigator.
After which knight is a town in England named? Sir Rey!
Although knights were considered protectors of the realm, they sometimes did get involved in the politics of their time. This was because the knights followed knight-wing politics.
Once, a wizard had cursed a knight and turned him into a bird. To express his sorrow, he sang throughout the entire day because he had become a knightingle.
Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.
What do you call a Medieval knight who's always sure of himself?
Sir Tainly.
I killed all the knights in the Iron Keep, except one,
He was Allone
Who was King Arthur's alcoholic knight?
Sir Ohsis of the Liver
Lance is an uncommon name nowadays but in medieval times...
people were called Lance a lot.
When many knights were being killed by guns and bombs, the medieval scientist discovered a weapon that would destroy all their enemies. It was known as the knightrogen bomb!
Which one of King Arthur's knights named the Round Table?
Sir Cumference
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? Canned food.
What bird regales you with stories of middle earth, knights, and allegory?
Bard owl.
Where does King Arthur throw his stupid knights?
In the Dumbgeon.
A knight bursts into a blacksmith and yells "You smelt my armor!"
The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: "Yes, and what a lovely scent it had."
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
Most of the knights of the round table of King Arthur were in their middle ages.
Who was the knight that was very secretive?
Sir Reptitious
What should be the name of the knight who the King has appointed to carry a census of the land? He goes by the name Sir Vey.
What do you name a knight who has been able to persevere through all the barriers in his way? A Sir Vivor!
What is the name of the knight that spreads all the rumors and news of the court and the king amongst the people? Sir Culate.
What do you call a knight that jousts all the time
Sir Lance-alot
The knight fell very sick over the weekend. He had a running temperature and was feeling very nauseous. The doctor called it the Saturday Knight Fever.
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?
They couldn't think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
Did you know that back in medieval times, soldiers would sleep with lanterns next to them so they could see if something happened.
They were called "Knight Lights"
Why are automatic doors like knights?
Because they're chivalrous!
What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress?
Magnets
Why did the king order his new castle be built in the evening?
For the night knights!
King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
Sir Veyor
What did King Arthur call his sneakiest knight?
Sir Valence.
Knights have always used one type of lamp since medieval times. These lamps are now called Knight Lamps.
Why did Arthur have a round table?
So nobody could corner him!
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
Did you know knights are known for wearing dishware?
Thats why they call it plate armor.
The one time of the day when knights are willing to work is during the knightshift.
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
