What do you call a cow apart of the Knights of the Round Table?
Sir Loin
What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.
A knight asks a squire for the time
The squire says: it seems to be 3 pm
The knights shuts his visor and says: no, its knight time
What do you call a knight who wants to overthrow the King?
Sir Plant.
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
These days, knights love to watch movies, and their favorite genre is the horror and the action genre. Also, I am pretty sure that their favorite movie is 'Knight Of The Living Dead.'
King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
Sir Veyor
The one time of the day when knights are willing to work is during the knightshift.
Most of the knights of the round table of King Arthur were in their middle ages.
Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.
Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.
Where does King Arthur throw his stupid knights?
In the Dumbgeon.
When many knights were being killed by guns and bombs, the medieval scientist discovered a weapon that would destroy all their enemies. It was known as the knightrogen bomb!
In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.