Lance is an uncommon name nowadays but in medieval times...
people were called Lance a lot.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? Canned food.
Did you know knights are known for wearing dishware?
Thats why they call it plate armor.
A knight asks a squire for the time
The squire says: it seems to be 3 pm
The knights shuts his visor and says: no, its knight time
What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
A deus vult
King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
Sir Veyor
When many knights were being killed by guns and bombs, the medieval scientist discovered a weapon that would destroy all their enemies. It was known as the knightrogen bomb!
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
What do you call a Korean knight who is looking for his lost belongings? He goes by the name Sir Ching!
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
The knight fell very sick over the weekend. He had a running temperature and was feeling very nauseous. The doctor called it the Saturday Knight Fever.
The castle and court of Camelot were famous for their knight-life.