What do you call a Medieval knight who's always sure of himself?
Sir Tainly.
Why was the knight fighting the tournament with a sword made from cheddar cheese? Because the cheese was extra sharp!
What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress?
Magnets
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
Who was the knight that was very secretive?
Sir Reptitious
What did King Arthur call his sneakiest knight?
Sir Valence.
How can you tell a sword is a knights favorite weapon?
He doesn't use a lance a lot.
Why did Arthur have a round table?
So nobody could corner him!
I killed all the knights in the Iron Keep, except one,
He was Allone
Which one of King Arthur's knights named the Round Table?
Sir Cumference
Who was King Arthur's alcoholic knight?
Sir Ohsis of the Liver
What do you call a Korean knight who is looking for his lost belongings? He goes by the name Sir Ching!
How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?
Moataboat
In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
Lance is an uncommon name nowadays but in medieval times...
people were called Lance a lot.
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
The knight fell very sick over the weekend. He had a running temperature and was feeling very nauseous. The doctor called it the Saturday Knight Fever.
What is the name of the knight that spreads all the rumors and news of the court and the king amongst the people? Sir Culate.
Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.
Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
A deus vult
The castle and court of Camelot were famous for their knight-life.
The one time of the day when knights are willing to work is during the knightshift.
What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!
What do you call a knight that jousts all the time
Sir Lance-alot
There was this knight who would be always roasting whatever he would catch for food. Guess this is why he was known as the Bonfire Knight.
What is a knight who has traveled all across the earth with a ship known as? He is known as Sir Cumnavigator.
A knight bursts into a blacksmith and yells "You smelt my armor!"
The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: "Yes, and what a lovely scent it had."
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
Why are automatic doors like knights?
Because they're chivalrous!
Why did the king order his new castle be built in the evening?
For the night knights!
After which knight is a town in England named? Sir Rey!
Although knights were considered protectors of the realm, they sometimes did get involved in the politics of their time. This was because the knights followed knight-wing politics.
What was written on a knight's headstone?
Rust in peace.
Did you know knights are known for wearing dishware?
Thats why they call it plate armor.
Once upon a time, a knight hosted a live improvisational comedy show for everyone in town. It was known as 'Saturday Knight Live'.
A knight asks a squire for the time
The squire says: it seems to be 3 pm
The knights shuts his visor and says: no, its knight time
What do you think is the name of the knight who unexpectedly turned up at the battle? His name is Sir Prize.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? Canned food.
In the dark ages, the knights had to attend a special type of school. It was the Knight School.
What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.
Which knight is the protector of foods?
Sir Anwrap