What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
Who was the knight that was very secretive?
Sir Reptitious
What do you call a knight who wants to overthrow the King?
Sir Plant.
Where does King Arthur throw his stupid knights?
In the Dumbgeon.
What do you think is the name of the knight who unexpectedly turned up at the battle? His name is Sir Prize.
What is a knight who has traveled all across the earth with a ship known as? He is known as Sir Cumnavigator.
Knights have always used one type of lamp since medieval times. These lamps are now called Knight Lamps.
I killed all the knights in the Iron Keep, except one,
He was Allone
Which one of King Arthur's knights named the Round Table?
Sir Cumference
What do you call a Korean knight who is looking for his lost belongings? He goes by the name Sir Ching!
Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.
Which knight is the protector of foods?
Sir Anwrap
What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?
Polyarmory
What should be the name of the knight who the King has appointed to carry a census of the land? He goes by the name Sir Vey.
What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!
A great knight became all discombobulated and lost his weapons...
He was all out of swords.
What is the name of the knight that spreads all the rumors and news of the court and the king amongst the people? Sir Culate.
Although knights were considered protectors of the realm, they sometimes did get involved in the politics of their time. This was because the knights followed knight-wing politics.
Why was the medieval knight polishing his dress before going for the Queens's dinner party? Because he wanted to have a night in shining armor!
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights
King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
Sir Veyor
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
Once upon a time, a knight hosted a live improvisational comedy show for everyone in town. It was known as 'Saturday Knight Live'.
Did you know that back in medieval times, soldiers would sleep with lanterns next to them so they could see if something happened.
They were called "Knight Lights"
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
After which knight is a town in England named? Sir Rey!
Most of the knights of the round table of King Arthur were in their middle ages.
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
The one time of the day when knights are willing to work is during the knightshift.
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.
How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?
Moataboat
What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
Why did the king order his new castle be built in the evening?
For the night knights!
What was written on a knight's headstone?
Rust in peace.
What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.
What did King Arthur call his sneakiest knight?
Sir Valence.
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
A deus vult
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
What do you call Sir Lancelot when he is dancing and singing to his heart's content at a party? We call him Sir Dancelot.