When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
Why was the knight fighting the tournament with a sword made from cheddar cheese? Because the cheese was extra sharp!
What is the name of the knight that spreads all the rumors and news of the court and the king amongst the people? Sir Culate.
Which knight is the protector of foods?
Sir Anwrap
What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
What do you call Sir Lancelot when he is dancing and singing to his heart's content at a party? We call him Sir Dancelot.
How can you tell a sword is a knights favorite weapon?
He doesn't use a lance a lot.
What do you call a Korean knight who is looking for his lost belongings? He goes by the name Sir Ching!
Knights have always used one type of lamp since medieval times. These lamps are now called Knight Lamps.
What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
The one time of the day when knights are willing to work is during the knightshift.
Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.
What do you name a knight who has been able to persevere through all the barriers in his way? A Sir Vivor!
When many knights were being killed by guns and bombs, the medieval scientist discovered a weapon that would destroy all their enemies. It was known as the knightrogen bomb!
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
The castle and court of Camelot were famous for their knight-life.
Which one of King Arthur's knights named the Round Table?
Sir Cumference
What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
Did you know that back in medieval times, soldiers would sleep with lanterns next to them so they could see if something happened.
They were called "Knight Lights"
Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
A deus vult
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
Why was the medieval knight polishing his dress before going for the Queens's dinner party? Because he wanted to have a night in shining armor!
What do you call a cow apart of the Knights of the Round Table?
Sir Loin
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
There were two knights who were fighting a long duel with each other. The fight ended when one of them chopped off the other's leg- guess the knight was defeeted.
Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.
What do you call a knight who wants to overthrow the King?
Sir Plant.
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
There was this knight who would be always roasting whatever he would catch for food. Guess this is why he was known as the Bonfire Knight.
A knight bursts into a blacksmith and yells "You smelt my armor!"
The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: "Yes, and what a lovely scent it had."
Once upon a time, a knight hosted a live improvisational comedy show for everyone in town. It was known as 'Saturday Knight Live'.
Lance is an uncommon name nowadays but in medieval times...
people were called Lance a lot.
A knight asks a squire for the time
The squire says: it seems to be 3 pm
The knights shuts his visor and says: no, its knight time
What do you think is the name of the knight who unexpectedly turned up at the battle? His name is Sir Prize.
A great knight became all discombobulated and lost his weapons...
He was all out of swords.
King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
Sir Veyor
Why are automatic doors like knights?
Because they're chivalrous!
What do you call a knight that jousts all the time
Sir Lance-alot
Did you know knights are known for wearing dishware?
Thats why they call it plate armor.
I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?
Moataboat
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?
Polyarmory
These days, knights love to watch movies, and their favorite genre is the horror and the action genre. Also, I am pretty sure that their favorite movie is 'Knight Of The Living Dead.'
What was written on a knight's headstone?
Rust in peace.