How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?
Moataboat
What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?
A Sir conference
What do you name a knight who has been able to persevere through all the barriers in his way? A Sir Vivor!
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.
What bird regales you with stories of middle earth, knights, and allegory?
Bard owl.
What do you call a Medieval knight who's always sure of himself?
Sir Tainly.
Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
What is the name of the knight that spreads all the rumors and news of the court and the king amongst the people? Sir Culate.
Most of the knights of the round table of King Arthur were in their middle ages.
There was this knight who would be always roasting whatever he would catch for food. Guess this is why he was known as the Bonfire Knight.
Which knight is the protector of foods?
Sir Anwrap
Why was the knight fighting the tournament with a sword made from cheddar cheese? Because the cheese was extra sharp!
Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
A deus vult
What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
What do you think is the name of the knight who unexpectedly turned up at the battle? His name is Sir Prize.
Why did the king order his new castle be built in the evening?
For the night knights!
When many knights were being killed by guns and bombs, the medieval scientist discovered a weapon that would destroy all their enemies. It was known as the knightrogen bomb!
Did you know knights are known for wearing dishware?
Thats why they call it plate armor.
Where does King Arthur throw his stupid knights?
In the Dumbgeon.
Who was King Arthur's alcoholic knight?
Sir Ohsis of the Liver
A knight bursts into a blacksmith and yells "You smelt my armor!"
The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: "Yes, and what a lovely scent it had."
Which one of King Arthur's knights named the Round Table?
Sir Cumference
Although knights were considered protectors of the realm, they sometimes did get involved in the politics of their time. This was because the knights followed knight-wing politics.
How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?
They couldn't think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
Why did Arthur have a round table?
So nobody could corner him!
King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
Sir Veyor
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
How can you tell a sword is a knights favorite weapon?
He doesn't use a lance a lot.
What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
What do you call Sir Lancelot when he is dancing and singing to his heart's content at a party? We call him Sir Dancelot.
What is a knight who has traveled all across the earth with a ship known as? He is known as Sir Cumnavigator.
What do you call a knight who wants to overthrow the King?
Sir Plant.
Did you know that back in medieval times, soldiers would sleep with lanterns next to them so they could see if something happened.
They were called "Knight Lights"
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? Canned food.
What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?
Polyarmory
After which knight is a town in England named? Sir Rey!
In the dark ages, the knights had to attend a special type of school. It was the Knight School.
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
Who was the knight that was very secretive?
Sir Reptitious
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
What was written on a knight's headstone?
Rust in peace.
The knight fell very sick over the weekend. He had a running temperature and was feeling very nauseous. The doctor called it the Saturday Knight Fever.
Once upon a time, a knight hosted a live improvisational comedy show for everyone in town. It was known as 'Saturday Knight Live'.