What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?
A Sir conference
A knight asks a squire for the time
The squire says: it seems to be 3 pm
The knights shuts his visor and says: no, its knight time
What do you call a knight that jousts all the time
Sir Lance-alot
What do you call a knight who wants to overthrow the King?
Sir Plant.
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
Why was the knight fighting the tournament with a sword made from cheddar cheese? Because the cheese was extra sharp!
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? Canned food.
Why did the king order his new castle be built in the evening?
For the night knights!
Which knight is the protector of foods?
Sir Anwrap
Lance is an uncommon name nowadays but in medieval times...
people were called Lance a lot.
Who was King Arthur's alcoholic knight?
Sir Ohsis of the Liver
What is a knight who has traveled all across the earth with a ship known as? He is known as Sir Cumnavigator.
What was written on a knight's headstone?
Rust in peace.
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
Did you know that back in medieval times, soldiers would sleep with lanterns next to them so they could see if something happened.
They were called "Knight Lights"
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
The one time of the day when knights are willing to work is during the knightshift.
There was this knight who would be always roasting whatever he would catch for food. Guess this is why he was known as the Bonfire Knight.
I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
How can you tell a sword is a knights favorite weapon?
He doesn't use a lance a lot.
A great knight became all discombobulated and lost his weapons...
He was all out of swords.
The castle and court of Camelot were famous for their knight-life.
In the dark ages, the knights had to attend a special type of school. It was the Knight School.
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
Knights have always used one type of lamp since medieval times. These lamps are now called Knight Lamps.
Most of the knights of the round table of King Arthur were in their middle ages.
When many knights were being killed by guns and bombs, the medieval scientist discovered a weapon that would destroy all their enemies. It was known as the knightrogen bomb!
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.
What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
There were two knights who were fighting a long duel with each other. The fight ended when one of them chopped off the other's leg- guess the knight was defeeted.
In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
Where does King Arthur throw his stupid knights?
In the Dumbgeon.
Once, a wizard had cursed a knight and turned him into a bird. To express his sorrow, he sang throughout the entire day because he had become a knightingle.
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
These days, knights love to watch movies, and their favorite genre is the horror and the action genre. Also, I am pretty sure that their favorite movie is 'Knight Of The Living Dead.'
What is the name of the knight that spreads all the rumors and news of the court and the king amongst the people? Sir Culate.
The knight fell very sick over the weekend. He had a running temperature and was feeling very nauseous. The doctor called it the Saturday Knight Fever.
What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress?
Magnets
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
Why are automatic doors like knights?
Because they're chivalrous!
How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?
They couldn't think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
Why was the medieval knight polishing his dress before going for the Queens's dinner party? Because he wanted to have a night in shining armor!
Did you know knights are known for wearing dishware?
Thats why they call it plate armor.
What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?
Polyarmory
What do you call a Medieval knight who's always sure of himself?
Sir Tainly.
Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.
After which knight is a town in England named? Sir Rey!
I killed all the knights in the Iron Keep, except one,
He was Allone