Did you know that back in medieval times, soldiers would sleep with lanterns next to them so they could see if something happened.
They were called "Knight Lights"
Most of the knights of the round table of King Arthur were in their middle ages.
What do you call a Korean knight who is looking for his lost belongings? He goes by the name Sir Ching!
I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
The knight fell very sick over the weekend. He had a running temperature and was feeling very nauseous. The doctor called it the Saturday Knight Fever.
What do you call Sir Lancelot when he is dancing and singing to his heart's content at a party? We call him Sir Dancelot.
What should be the name of the knight who the King has appointed to carry a census of the land? He goes by the name Sir Vey.
Why did the king order his new castle be built in the evening?
For the night knights!
King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
Sir Veyor
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
In the dark ages, the knights had to attend a special type of school. It was the Knight School.
What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?
Polyarmory
There was this knight who would be always roasting whatever he would catch for food. Guess this is why he was known as the Bonfire Knight.
There were two knights who were fighting a long duel with each other. The fight ended when one of them chopped off the other's leg- guess the knight was defeeted.
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
What do you name a knight who has been able to persevere through all the barriers in his way? A Sir Vivor!
I killed all the knights in the Iron Keep, except one,
He was Allone
Once upon a time, a knight hosted a live improvisational comedy show for everyone in town. It was known as 'Saturday Knight Live'.
After which knight is a town in England named? Sir Rey!
What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress?
Magnets
A knight asks a squire for the time
The squire says: it seems to be 3 pm
The knights shuts his visor and says: no, its knight time
These days, knights love to watch movies, and their favorite genre is the horror and the action genre. Also, I am pretty sure that their favorite movie is 'Knight Of The Living Dead.'
A knight bursts into a blacksmith and yells "You smelt my armor!"
The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: "Yes, and what a lovely scent it had."
Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
A deus vult
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
What did King Arthur call his sneakiest knight?
Sir Valence.
What bird regales you with stories of middle earth, knights, and allegory?
Bard owl.
Why was the knight fighting the tournament with a sword made from cheddar cheese? Because the cheese was extra sharp!
How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?
They couldn't think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
What do you think is the name of the knight who unexpectedly turned up at the battle? His name is Sir Prize.
What do you call a cow apart of the Knights of the Round Table?
Sir Loin
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.
What was written on a knight's headstone?
Rust in peace.
What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!
Why did Arthur have a round table?
So nobody could corner him!
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights
In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
Why was the medieval knight polishing his dress before going for the Queens's dinner party? Because he wanted to have a night in shining armor!
What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?
A Sir conference
Knights have always used one type of lamp since medieval times. These lamps are now called Knight Lamps.
Why are automatic doors like knights?
Because they're chivalrous!
What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
Once, a wizard had cursed a knight and turned him into a bird. To express his sorrow, he sang throughout the entire day because he had become a knightingle.
The castle and court of Camelot were famous for their knight-life.
A great knight became all discombobulated and lost his weapons...
He was all out of swords.