What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?
Polyarmory
Lance is an uncommon name nowadays but in medieval times...
people were called Lance a lot.
What do you name a knight who has been able to persevere through all the barriers in his way? A Sir Vivor!
There were two knights who were fighting a long duel with each other. The fight ended when one of them chopped off the other's leg- guess the knight was defeeted.
Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.
What bird regales you with stories of middle earth, knights, and allegory?
Bard owl.
There was this knight who would be always roasting whatever he would catch for food. Guess this is why he was known as the Bonfire Knight.
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
The one time of the day when knights are willing to work is during the knightshift.
Why was the knight fighting the tournament with a sword made from cheddar cheese? Because the cheese was extra sharp!
What do you call a Medieval knight who's always sure of himself?
Sir Tainly.
What do you call Sir Lancelot when he is dancing and singing to his heart's content at a party? We call him Sir Dancelot.
What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.
The knight fell very sick over the weekend. He had a running temperature and was feeling very nauseous. The doctor called it the Saturday Knight Fever.
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
Although knights were considered protectors of the realm, they sometimes did get involved in the politics of their time. This was because the knights followed knight-wing politics.
How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?
They couldn't think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
When many knights were being killed by guns and bombs, the medieval scientist discovered a weapon that would destroy all their enemies. It was known as the knightrogen bomb!
Who was King Arthur's alcoholic knight?
Sir Ohsis of the Liver
Did you know that back in medieval times, soldiers would sleep with lanterns next to them so they could see if something happened.
They were called "Knight Lights"
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
What do you call a knight who wants to overthrow the King?
Sir Plant.
What do you call a Korean knight who is looking for his lost belongings? He goes by the name Sir Ching!
Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
A deus vult
Once upon a time, a knight hosted a live improvisational comedy show for everyone in town. It was known as 'Saturday Knight Live'.
Which knight is the protector of foods?
Sir Anwrap
What did King Arthur call his sneakiest knight?
Sir Valence.
Knights have always used one type of lamp since medieval times. These lamps are now called Knight Lamps.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? Canned food.
Most of the knights of the round table of King Arthur were in their middle ages.
How can you tell a sword is a knights favorite weapon?
He doesn't use a lance a lot.
In the dark ages, the knights had to attend a special type of school. It was the Knight School.
What should be the name of the knight who the King has appointed to carry a census of the land? He goes by the name Sir Vey.
What do you think is the name of the knight who unexpectedly turned up at the battle? His name is Sir Prize.
Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.
Did you know knights are known for wearing dishware?
Thats why they call it plate armor.
Why did Arthur have a round table?
So nobody could corner him!
I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
A knight bursts into a blacksmith and yells "You smelt my armor!"
The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: "Yes, and what a lovely scent it had."
I killed all the knights in the Iron Keep, except one,
He was Allone
What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress?
Magnets
What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
Sir Veyor
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
Once, a wizard had cursed a knight and turned him into a bird. To express his sorrow, he sang throughout the entire day because he had become a knightingle.
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
Why are automatic doors like knights?
Because they're chivalrous!