"There's a woman trapped under a motorway bridge in Italy."
"Genoa?"
"I'm not sure, I can't see her face."
Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?
They were denied axis.
What do you call the generation of people that migrated from Italy?
Genitalia.
Half of Italy is complaining about the coronavirus and the other half is laughing not taking it seriously.
All they do is cheese and wine.
After hearing about my history major, my dad said, “You should go visit Italy in late August.Then you can witness The Fall of Rome."
If I were to wander around in Italy...
Would I be roamin'?
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
Me and my friend were going to a costume party. He told me he was coming as a small island off the coast of Italy.
I said don’t be Sicily.
What is the rough part of Italy called?
The spaghetto.
There's a new film out about two insects that meet in Italy.
It's Rome ants.
I bought a 400 year-old chair from Italy,
but as soon as I sat on it, it baroque.