Tricks aren’t really my thing. But you’re sure a treat.
May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.
I want to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots…
I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
Are you teh Easter Bunny? Because you’ve spent the entire day hopping around in my head.
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
Ooh, you look boo-tilicious!
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
I'd start a revolution for your number.
Easter? I hardly even knew her.
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
No costume? Oh you lucky girl, you don’t need Halloween. You look like an angel every day.
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
I came here looking for a little tail.
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle.
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
Baby, you're a firework.
You must be a Candy bar because you appease me.
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.
Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure?
Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel.
I’m a handsome prince and my sword is no trick.
Til death do us part and then some, dear.
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
Hey Cinderella, must be time I took you home. It’s nearly midnight!
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
Your treat or mine?
I didn’t know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size!
Hi, I'm the Easter Bunny and I don't care if you are naughty or nice!
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
Even the Chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Of course I like long walks by the moonlight.
Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!
Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you.
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
