No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.
Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.
I want to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots…
I know Benjamin Franklin.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
I didn’t know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size!
Your treat or mine?
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
So, what do you turn into at midnight?
Can I buy you an Easter Egg?
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
I could never Passover you.
If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle.
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
You read, white, and blew my mind.
Hey Cinderella, must be time I took you home. It’s nearly midnight!
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
Baby, you're a firework.
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
They can prohibit my alcohol, you intoxicate me enough.
Nurse, can I have a little sugar to help the medicine go down?
Easter? I hardly even knew her.
I’m a handsome prince and my sword is no trick.
Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
Wow, You must be the pretty princess the evil queen is trying to get rid of.
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin'.
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
I hear this house is haunted… we better stick together.
You're a good egg.
Til death do us part and then some, dear.
I'd start a revolution for your number.
I came here looking for a little tail.
You must be a Candy bar because you appease me.
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.