If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
I want to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots…
Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
Baby, you're a firework.
I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
They can prohibit my alcohol, you intoxicate me enough.
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
You're such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.
You're a good egg.
Til death do us part and then some, dear.
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
Are you a ghost? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.
Of course I like long walks by the moonlight.
Got plans for leftovers, yet?
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
Your treat or mine?
May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.
Hey, Are you made of candy? Because you look sooo sweet!
Nurse, can I have a little sugar to help the medicine go down?
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
Hi, I'm the Easter Bunny and I don't care if you are naughty or nice!
Hey baby, you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back?
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
I'd start a revolution for your number.
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
I could never Passover you.
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
Hello Boo-tiful.
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.
Forget about pumpkin, you’re the only cutie pie I need.
Wow, You must be the pretty princess the evil queen is trying to get rid of.
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
Do you know what I did last night? I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find!
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure?
I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.