I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
Easter? I hardly even knew her.
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
Your mausoleum or mine?
Nurse, can I have a little sugar to help the medicine go down?
I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
Hey baby, you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back?
I’ve been looking for you, and I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans.
I could never Passover you.
You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb.
I’m a handsome prince and my sword is no trick.
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
Even the Chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
Can I buy you an Easter Egg?
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.
Forget about pumpkin, you’re the only cutie pie I need.
Why’d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
Hello Boo-tiful.
You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.
Are you a ghost? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.
Hey, Are you made of candy? Because you look sooo sweet!
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
No costume? Oh you lucky girl, you don’t need Halloween. You look like an angel every day.
I hear this house is haunted… we better stick together.
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
That’s a nice Witch costume, but you won’t be needing the broom anymore, because you’ve already swept me off my feet.
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle.
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
I know Benjamin Franklin.
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
