Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin'.
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
Your treat or mine?
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself.
Hello Boo-tiful.
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
You're such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.
Ooh, you look boo-tilicious!
You read, white, and blew my mind.
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
Are you a ghost? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.
You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb.
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
Easter? I hardly even knew her.
Forget about pumpkin, you’re the only cutie pie I need.
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
Me without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs.
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
You're a good egg.
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
I know Benjamin Franklin.
Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure?
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
Tricks aren’t really my thing. But you’re sure a treat.
Can I buy you an Easter Egg?
I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
Of course I like long walks by the moonlight.
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
I came here looking for a little tail.
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.
I hear this house is haunted… we better stick together.
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!