Heart Puns

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Heart Puns

Scientist are shocked after discovery of a new african bee species that can keep on flying even after their heart stops.
Local tribes in fear of a zombee apocalypse
I love my wife with all my butt! I should have to say heart, but my heart is actually smaller than my butt.
I had a birth defect where they had to relocate my heart
I guess you could say my heart wasn't in the right place.
I lub dub you with all my heart.
I wish that I could be the coronary artery of my wife so that I would be wrapped around her heart.
I heard about a football player who had a heart attack and collapsed on top of his opponent.
He was dead on a rival.
What’s the best tool to have when your heart sinks?
A Jack of Hearts.
What does a pirate with heart failures need?
Anti-arrrrrrrrrrhythmics.
What do you call it when you try to woo someone with 50% of a Valentine?
A halfhearted attempt.
My mate Gavin passed away from heartburn last week.
Still can’t believe Gaviscon
What did the heart say to the brain before an exam?
You look nervous.
I can heartly wait to see you again.
You’re so beautiful, I can heartly believe my eyes.
A man who makes tie dye shirts was trying to borrow money to expand his small business. While filling out the paperwork, he had a heart attack and collapsed, spilling bottles of colored dye all over his documents.
The poor man dyed a loan.
My mom always says that the stomach is the best way to a man’s heart. That’s why she is a bad surgeon.
Nurse: Here’s our list of donor hearts and livers in alphabetical order.
Doctor: wow. Looks very ORGANized.
My cardiologist friend keeps sending me x-rays of his chest.
A bit weird, I know, but it just shows his heart is in the right place.
When it came to tilling his garden by hand, he put a lot of heart into it.
He was gung hoe.