Why didn’t the skeleton scare the trick-or-treaters on Halloween?
He didn’t have the heart.
Why did the little girl color her paper heart pink rather than red?
She was feeling lighthearted.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy.
I wish that I could be the coronary artery of my wife so that I would be wrapped around her heart.
You know, the heart’s the hungriest organ.
It has the heartiest appetite.
When it came to tilling his garden by hand, he put a lot of heart into it.
He was gung hoe.
Nurse: Here’s our list of donor hearts and livers in alphabetical order.
Doctor: wow. Looks very ORGANized.
I can heartly wait to see you again.
What did the heart say to the brain before an exam?
You look nervous.
When we put our two hearts together, we can’t be beat.
Bonnie Tyler has released a video all about cardiology.
It’s totally clips of the heart.
I have a heart-on for you.
The nurse made my heart skip a beat
It was fine after she plugged the life support back in.
A friend failed his medical exam when he X-rayed his lower torso.
He didn’t put his heart into it.
This year, my brain and my heart are Valentines to each other.
The Mad Hatter and the Queen of Hearts had a rental agreement
A lease in Wonderland.
I had a birth defect where they had to relocate my heart
I guess you could say my heart wasn't in the right place.
You wanna know the way to my heart?
A scalpel and a bone saw.
