Can I be your next varietal?
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
Do you like free samples?
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
Funny meat-ing you here.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?