Grocery Store Pick Up Lines

Pick up more than groceries on your next trip to the supermarket!

Grocery Store Pick Up Lines

Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
Can I be your next varietal?
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
Funny meat-ing you here.
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.