How do you get in contact with a Greek architect?
You column.
A lot of William Shakespeare’s plays were based off of old Greek and Roman performances
That's playgarism if you ask me.
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
My son claims that he identifies as an ancient Greek string instrument.
Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?
Pita Parker.
If you don’t have a lot of figurines from Ancient Greek mythology, I can give you a mini tour.
Historians have discovered a new Greek God who didn’t excel at anything.
His name was mediocretese.
What happens when Greeks come back from war?
They get a gyro’s welcome.
Other people had drugs in school, but I brought Greek cheeses.
That way I could have math and feta cheese.
A company from Israel took over the Greek national cheese factory in Greece
Now it's called the Cheeses of Nazareth.
What did Sophocles call his dating service in Ancient Greece?
Oedipal Arrangements.
How did citizens of Ancient Greece measure land for crops?
By Demeter.
Who is the most famous actor in Greece ?
John Travolta.
What sound does a Greek cow make?
"μ"
I can't stand Greek salads.
I like un-feta'd access to my greens.
What do you call a Greek love song?
An Aphro-ditty.
Which ancient Greek Philosopher had a foot fetish?
Play-toe.
Or was it Sock-rates?