I've been dying to go to Greece on vacation.
But all they serve is bar food.
If you don’t have a lot of figurines from Ancient Greek mythology, I can give you a mini tour.
Did you know that the Greek god Chronos was in the Mafia?
He was the Don of Time itself!
What did the prehistoric Greeks call their goddess of love?
Troglodite.
How do you get in contact with a Greek architect?
You column.
What do cows in Greece sound like?
They say µ.
What do you call the Greek God of Mexican chickens?
Apollo
In Greek Mythology, Chiron was not only half man and half horse, he was also a doctor of medicine
That made him the centaur for disease control.
What sound does a Greek cow make?
"μ"
What do you call a Greek philosopher who loves rice?
Arisotto.
What's the name of the machine the ancient greeks used to calculate how best to fight hybrid monsters?
The antichimera mechanism.
In Ancient Greece, people who had beliefs contrary to the worship of Poseidon were executed for Heresea.
Have you seen the Greek book that became a movie? You odyssey it.
A company from Israel took over the Greek national cheese factory in Greece
Now it's called the Cheeses of Nazareth.
What's the difference between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?
Greek yogurt has a rich cultural history.
What did Sophocles call his dating service in Ancient Greece?
Oedipal Arrangements.
Son: "Dad, why'd you name me Odysseus? He's from greek mythology."
Dad: "Well son, you broke through the trojan wall."