A company from Israel took over the Greek national cheese factory in Greece
Now it's called the Cheeses of Nazareth.
What do you call a Greek philosopher who loves rice?
Arisotto.
Which ancient Greek Philosopher had a foot fetish?
Play-toe.
Or was it Sock-rates?
Why do people in Greece not wake up until noon?
Because Dawn is tough on greece.
I've been dying to go to Greece on vacation.
But all they serve is bar food.
What did the prehistoric Greeks call their goddess of love?
Troglodite.
What do cows in Greece sound like?
They say µ.
I'll be making a movie about the Greek alphabets.
It's a Psi Phi film.
If you don’t have a lot of figurines from Ancient Greek mythology, I can give you a mini tour.
What do you call the Greek God of Mexican chickens?
Apollo
Brother: "My friend John is in Greece studying abroad."
My Dad: "What's her name?"
What did Sophocles call his dating service in Ancient Greece?
Oedipal Arrangements.
How do you get in contact with a Greek architect?
You column.
A lot of William Shakespeare’s plays were based off of old Greek and Roman performances
That's playgarism if you ask me.
I can't stand Greek salads.
I like un-feta'd access to my greens.
What is a Greek dog’s favorite dessert?
Barklava!
Some people say Greece should stop using the euro as currency...
I think they're being over-drachmatic.
