The Greeks make the best cheese
You feta believe it!
What is the capital of Greece?
G.
What sound does a Greek cow make?
"μ"
What is a Greek dog’s favorite dessert?
Barklava!
How do Greek gods say sorry to one another
"I Apollo-gise"
A lot of William Shakespeare’s plays were based off of old Greek and Roman performances
That's playgarism if you ask me.
I guess you can say my misunderstanding of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles
Elbow.
I'll be making a movie about the Greek alphabets.
It's a Psi Phi film.
If you don’t have a lot of figurines from Ancient Greek mythology, I can give you a mini tour.
Some people say Greece should stop using the euro as currency...
I think they're being over-drachmatic.
A few years ago, I had a job translating pre-Classical Greek literature into Braille.
It feels like ancient history.
What's the name of the machine the ancient greeks used to calculate how best to fight hybrid monsters?
The antichimera mechanism.
Historians have discovered a new Greek God who didn’t excel at anything.
His name was mediocretese.
What's the difference between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?
Greek yogurt has a rich cultural history.
Brother: "My friend John is in Greece studying abroad."
My Dad: "What's her name?"
How do you get in contact with a Greek architect?
You column.
Why do people in Greece not wake up until noon?
Because Dawn is tough on greece.