Who is a geologist’s favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
Why shouldn’t you lend a geologist money?
What did the Psychologist tell the geologist? "Every decline is a great Break Through"
What is the difference between a geologist and a chemist? A chemist will drink anything that is distilled. A geologist will drink anything that is fermented.
How do geologists like to relax? In rocking chairs, of course!
What happens when someone throws a rock at you? Rock bottom hits you.
What do you do with a dead geologists?
Barium
Did you hear about the geologist who was reading a book about Helium?
He just couldn’t put it down.
Why shouldn’t you lend a geologist money?
They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
Wanna hear the mountain joke?
nah you won't get over it
What do you do with dead geologists?
You barium.
What do geologists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A ferrous wheel.
Did you hear about the geologist who went to jail?
He was charged with basalt and battery.
Where do geologists like to relax? In a rocking chair Why are geologists good at stand up comedy? They know really dirty jokes.
According to a geologist, why is the world so diverse? Because it's made up of alkynes of people.
Why are geologists no fun at parties?
They like to be stone-cold sober.
Watson: Holmes, What kind of rock is this?
Holmes: Sedimentary, my dear Watson.
What happens when you look up geology jokes? You know you've hit rock bottom!
