Why wasn't the geologist hungry? He lost his apatite.
What do you do with a dead geologists?
Barium
How did the geology student drown?
His grades were below C-level.
Mountains aren't funny....? They're hilarious.
Why was the geologist always depressed?
He had a hard rock life.
Dwayne Johnson is studying his family history
Is that Genealogy or Geology?
What do you do with dead geologists?
You barium.
What did Darth Vader tell the geologist?
May the quartz be with you!
Did you hear about the geologist who was reading a book about Helium?
He just couldn’t put it down.
What happens when you look up geology jokes? You know you've hit rock bottom!
Did you hear about the geologist who got divorced?
He was taking his wife for granite, so she left him.
Wanna hear the mountain joke?
nah you won't get over it
Why are geologists never hungry?
They lost their apatite.
Why was the sedimentary rock extra cheap? Because it was on shale.
Why did the geologist take his girlfriend to the quarry? He wanted to get a little boulder. How did the geology student drown? His grades were below C-level
Why shouldn’t you lend a geologist money?
They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
Why shouldn't you lend a geologist money? They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
Did you hear about the geologist who went to jail?
He was charged with basalt and battery.