What did the geologist say when his doctor said he needed a colon exam?
No fracking way!
Did you hear about the geologist who was reading a book about Helium?
He just couldn’t put it down.
What's black, white, purple, yellow and blue? Sugilite, opal, and sardonyx fighting over a gumball.
What did the geologist say when his doctor asked him if he was ready for his colonic? No FRACKING way!
Wanna hear the mountain joke?
nah you won't get over it
What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano? I Lava You!
Did you hear the one about the geologist? He took his wife for granite so she left him.
Why do Geologists go to Lollapalooza? To get their "Rock" On.
What happens when you look up geology jokes? You know you've hit rock bottom!
How do geologists like to relax? In rocking chairs, of course!
Why shouldn't you let a geologist drive your car?
Because they get hammered and stoned.
Where do geologists like to relax? In a rocking chair Why are geologists good at stand up comedy? They know really dirty jokes.
What is the difference between a geologist and a chemist? A chemist will drink anything that is distilled. A geologist will drink anything that is fermented.
Dwayne Johnson is studying his family history
Is that Genealogy or Geology?
According to a geologist, why is the world so diverse? Because it's made up of alkynes of people.
What did Darth Vader tell the geologist?
May the quartz be with you!
What happens when someone throws a rock at you? Rock bottom hits you.
What do you call a periodic table with gold missing? "Au revoir"
