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Funny News Headlines

Deaf Mute Gets New Hearing In Killing
Death Causes Loneliness, Feeling Of Isolation
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
Kicking Baby Considered Healthy
Killer Sentenced To Die For Second Time In Ten Years
CRIME: Sheriff Asks For 13.7% Increase
Blind Woman Gets New Kidney From Dad She Hasn't Seen In Years
Autos killing 110 a day, let's resolve to do better
Child’s Death Ruins Couple’s Holiday
Grandmother Of Eight Makes Hole In One
Cold Wave Linked To Temperatures
Juvenile Court Tries Shooting Defendant
Hospitals Are Sued By 7 Foot Doctors
Milk Drinkers are Turning to Powder.
“I Thought He Was Going to Kill Me”: One Woman’s Harrowing Misunderstanding of How Haircuts Work
Have your home exterminated. Get rid of aunts.
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group.
County to Pay $250,000 to Advertise Lack of Funds
Hypochondriacs aren't OK
Man is Fatally Slain.
Goldfish Is Saved From Drowning
Flat earthers fear 6 feet social distancing could push some people over the edge.
Filming in cemetery angers residents - The Evening Standard
Is There A Ring Of Debris Around Uranus?
Stolen Painting Found By Tree
Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers
Stolen Prosthetic Arm Discovered in a Secondhand Shop.
Lawmen From Mexico Barbecue Guests
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges.
Bodies in garden are a plant says wife
Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire
Federal Agents raid gun shop, find weapons
Smokers Are Productive, But Death Cuts Efficiency
30 Year Friendship Ends At Alter
Crash courses for private pilots - The Daily Telegraph
Two Convicts Evade Noose, Jury Hung
Two Soviet Ships Collide - One Dies.
Miners Refuse To Work After Death
An Australian army vehicle worth $74,000 has gone missing after being painted with camouflage.
Foul Play Suspected In Death Of Man Found Handless, Bound And Hanged
Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus To 66
Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped
Chef Throws His Heart Into Helping Feed The Needy
Dealers Will Hear Car Talk At Noon
Nicaragua Sets Goal to Wipe out Literacy.
Miners Refuse to Work after Death.
Four Battered In Fish And Chip Shop
British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply
Alzheimer's Center Prepares For An Affair To Remember.
Two Sisters Reunite after Eighteen Years at Checkout Counter.