Let’s make like an atom, and split.
I just can't take the bad s*x anymore.
If you take the "L" out of LOVER. Its OVER.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you.
Hey, babe. I think it's time we take our relationship to the previous level.
Hey baby, remember how you said that you can’t live without me? Well, it’s time to get your affairs in order….
Wanna see a magic trick? Abrakadabra, you're single now.
You are so right. And I am so left.
Girl, If you were a fruit you'd be a can't-elope.
Can we still share a netflix account?
I see my future like how the Americans spell colour. Without u.
Here, look at this blank piece of paper for a second… I wrote every reason why we should stick together on it.
Will you be the sun in my life? Then stay millions of miles away from me.
I think this has been said somewhere else.
I think we need to become better strangers.
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
Hey, let's hold a costume party. You can be a bank, and I can be alone!
I'm not gay but I'll learn.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You made my life a mess
Please call a clean-up crew
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Girl its been fun
But im leaving you
Our relationship is like my financial status: Broke.
Me: Did it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
Me: When the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
Hey girl, you must be a math book because you’re full of problems.
What’s your sign? Mine is stop.
Are you a dollar bill? Because you’re single.
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
You’re the girl that everybody wants. Today is their lucky day.
Hey babe, are you the Mcdonald's Ice Cream Machine, because you just aren't working for me anymore.
The Best Break Up Lines
Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
Hey baby, you know what sounds good? You and me never speaking to each other again.
Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down.
Are you a fidget spinner? Because the last time I had fun with you was forever ago and I’m not really interested in touching you anymore. I’m pretty sure you were just a phase and now I’d really like to get you out of my house and forget it ever happened.
I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking out of this relationship.
It’s not you – it’s me. I don’t like you anymore.
Dang girl, are you an angel? Because you are dead to me.
Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because honestly, Karen, you are a demon.
I think we need to become better strangers.
I don’t know what I’d do without you, but starting tomorrow I’m going to give it a try.
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can you do the same?
Hey babe do you need crutches? Cause I can’t stand you anymore.
Do those legs go all the way? Because you should use them to go away.
Sorry sweety, but I think I'm in love with your mom.
Are you a stop watch? Because our time is up.
It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.
"It's not me, it's you!"
Are you the dog? Because your shit’s all over the lawn.
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
Honey, I need you to cancel my subscription. I’m done with your issues.
Honey if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put the letters "DON'T LOVE" in between I and U