Airlines have nowadays become so cash strapped that they charge you for everything including emotional baggage.
Checking in for a flight, I was asked, "Window or Aisle?"
I said, "Window or you'll do what?
Will invisible airplanes ever be a thing?
I just can't see them taking off.
As you would expect, most airline pilots make friends only in high places.
My grandad was responsible for 28 downed german planes in WW2.
Still to this day, he holds the record as the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.