You never realize how time flies when you are not wearing a watch on a plane.
My dad used to be an airline pilot, but he decided to retire because it got too Boe-ing.
What do we call an airplane that cannot take off? It is called an error plane.
What do you call a paper plane that doesn't fly ?
Stationary.
On a recent flight, my friend asked me, "If the door suddenly opens, you think we will fall out?
I said, "No, we will still be friends."