My grandad was responsible for 28 downed german planes in WW2.
Still to this day, he holds the record as the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.
Airlines have nowadays become so cash strapped that they charge you for everything including emotional baggage.
The company is planning to make a new series to show people how to fly an aeroplane. They are now filming the pilot.
When you cross a magician and an airplane, the result is a flying sorcerer.
People who fall sick at the airport possibly end up with terminal illness.