I was going to replace the seats at my bar
But... I just can't look at another stool sample
My chair is missing an arm and a leg.
That doesn't sit well with me.
I stole two sofas from death, but I wasn’t ready for the reaper cushions.
How many drum sets can you store on a sofa?
One per cushion
What did the baseball player say when the flight attendant asked what seat he was in?
"Put me in coach."
I have some extra chairs in my garage for emergency seat-uations.
I think a couch can endure many things, but if you take off its cushions, it would make it uncomfortable.
I'm moving some couches today...
Sofa, so good!
What do you call donating a chair?
Charity!
What do you do when you are in the wrong seat?
Stand corrected
What does a couch say to another couch at the other side of the room?
We are sofa apart!
I'm studying the meaning of couches in different parts of the world.
It's really PhillySOFAcal.
What do you call a chair in a suit?
A tuxSEATo
I said to my doctor, "I usually sit on the computer 12 hours a day...is that bad?"
He replied, "That can't be too comfortable. Try a chair!"
I tried to build myself an armchair, but I messed up some of the measurements and made it too wide.
So near, and yet sofa
I'm never sure if I like rocking chairs or not.
I go back and forth on them
My office chair broke. It’s letting me down.
My wife was a bit down so I decided to redecorate our living room.
Thought it would chair her up but sofa she haven't even noticed
When I heard my sofa had been stolen, I thought “I’m not going to take this sitting down”.
My friend was bragging about his new L-shaped sofa, so I told him I had one too.
It's just lowercase.
All the chairs in my town were stolen
The people can’t stand it.
I love my furniture... Me and my recliner go way back.
The salesman at the furniture store told me "This sofa will seat 5 people without any problems!"
To which I said, “Where on earth am I going to find 5 people without any problems?”
Someone took my three-legged chair.
I guess it was stoolen
Why does a milking chair only have three legs?
The cow has the udder.
What’s a farmer’s favorite piece of furniture?
a COWch.
What do you call a furniture store that is over 30 miles away?
The Sofa-r store
What happens when you make love on a couch?
It becomes a sectional.
I couldn't chair less!
My chair finally broke down yesterday.
It just doesn't give a sit anymore.
My husband hated my impulse purchase of a revolving chair, but then he sat on it.
Eventually he came around.
I've come up with a list of the top 10 types of specialized chairs.
Number 3 will shock you