Someone stole my fragrance-free lotion...
It was a scentless act of cruelty.
I want to open a doctors office with a nail salon inside.
It’ll be called “Many Cures and Manicures”.
The girlfriend said she had to go file her nail because it was bothering her.
I asked, "Would that go under N for nail? Or M for Manicure?"
What do you call spooky mascara
Mascarea.
What do you call a tariff on skin?
A tax-a-dermis!
Have you ever seen a girl done makeup while camping?
It's pretty in tents.