I always start my day with makeup. It's the foundation for a good day, y'know? It covers up anything from yesterday and really sets things in place so I can powder through my work.
What do you call an East-European cosmetic?
Nail Polish.
I used too much of my wife’s moisturizer after taking my shower this morning.
So I called in slick for work today.
What's the difference between sanitizer and moisturizer?
One will burn your eyes, the other will moisturize.
Here’s my best advice for getting a job in the lotion industry:
Apply daily.
What’s the leading cause of dry skin?
Towels.