Computer Puns

These silly puns will make all computer users laugh.

Computer Puns

Are you WiFi?
Because I can feel the connection between us.
What is a computer's favorite animal?
A RAM.
Q. Where do computers keep their money?
A. In a data bank.
I for one
is something you might do if you had a broken keyboard
I hate it when planes don't have free WiFi.
It drives me bored air line crazy.
What do hackers do on a boat?
Phishing.
Why is the 7 key on the keyboard so afraid?
Because the & is near
I used to store motivational quotes that I found online, onto the cloud, for whenever I needed some inspiration.
Unfortunately I forgot the password for my Google account.
I have no Drive.
I dropped my computer on my foot.
It mega-hurts.
I now pronounce you husband and wifi
You may kiss the bride goodbye.
Got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. I couldn't keep the space clean.
Why did the computer leave the restroom crying?
It said, "it hurts when IP."
I'm really obsessed with the F1 key on my keyboard. I'm trying to get help.
What was Hitler's favorite computer game?
Mein Kraft.
My wifi password is the cat's birthday month
Feb-paw-hairy