I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.