My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.