A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley.
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.