Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley.
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
