Color Puns

These color puns will brighten your day.

Color Puns

The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?

A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
I red a joke about colors once. It blue my mind.
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.