Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley.