Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.
"You're perfect in every way, just not for me."
Are you a dollar bill? Because you’re single.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
But I don't care
Cause I'm leaving you.
Are you a fire alarm? because you are really freaking loud and annoying
Girl you're looking like a snack and I'm going on a diet.
Roses are red
And you gotta go
Because I found out
That you is a ho.
"We are like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it."
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because there's a new issue with you every f**king day.
It's not you...it's your taste in music.
I'm not gay but I'll learn.
You are so right. And I am so left.
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
Baby are you an angel? Because I'm a atheist.
"Really, our time together has just become more effort than you're worth."
We're donion rings.
Hey, babe. I think it's time we take our relationship to the previous level.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you're evidence that I made a mistake.
"It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you."
Honey if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put the letters "DON'T LOVE" in between I and U
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?