"You're perfect in every way, just not for me."
I will always cherish my initial misconceptions of you.
Hey, let's hold a costume party. You can be a bank, and I can be alone!
Are you an astronaut? Because I need some space.
"If it's meant to be it's meant to be....but just to be clear it isn't."
"Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you"
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because you get picked up by random guys on the bus.
It’s not you – it’s me. I don’t like you anymore.
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
I think we need to become better strangers.
The Best Break Up Lines
Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
Hey babe, are you the Mcdonald's Ice Cream Machine, because you just aren't working for me anymore.
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You made my life a mess
Please call a clean-up crew
Sorry sweety, but I think I'm in love with your mom.
"We are like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it."
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the thin ice our relationship is on.
Are you dessert because I'm finished.
Hey, babe. I think it's time we take our relationship to the previous level.
"I wish I could say you were the most special person in the world, but you're not."
Honey, I need you to cancel my subscription. I’m done with your issues.
"I took a gamble and chose you, now i believe I made a bad bet."
If you take the "L" out of LOVER. Its OVER.
You remind me of Halley's Comet. I don't wanna see you again for another 74 years.
Hey girl, you must be a math book because you’re full of problems.
You looked better when I was drunk.
I don’t know what I’d do without you, but starting tomorrow I’m going to give it a try.
"It's not you...it's your taste in music"
"My cat doesn't like you."
"Our relationship is like a fat guy."
"What?"
"It's not working out."
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
Honey if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put the letters "DON'T LOVE" in between I and U
We should make like the Soviet Union and split up.
"I just can't take the bad lovemaking anymore".
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you.
I think we need to become better strangers.
"Really, our time together has just become more effort than you're worth."
"I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week."
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
Let’s make like a banana and split.
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so were you... but now the roses are wilted the violets are dead the sugar bowls empty and so is your head.
Are you a thief? Because you stole a year of my life.
Raise your hand if you have a boyfriend.
Not so fast
Will you be the sun in my life? Then stay millions of miles away from me.
I think this has been said somewhere else.
Aside from being single, what do you do for a living?
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
Girl: Your ex is so attractive
Boy: Which one?
Girl: ME. Goodbye.
Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because honestly, Karen, you are a demon.