We should make like the Soviet Union and split up.
"Maybe this is not the right time for us"
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
Boy: Want to hear a joke?
Girlfriend: Sure.
Boy: Our relationship.
"Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?"
The Best Break Up Lines
Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
It’s a good thing we’re bad at puzzles because there is no way we’re putting this shit back together.
Girl: Your ex is so attractive
Boy: Which one?
Girl: ME. Goodbye.
Whoa, Heaven must be missing an angel! Because you’re dead to me.
Girl you're looking like a snack and I'm going on a diet.
It’s not you – it’s me. I don’t like you anymore.
Honey if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put the letters "DON'T LOVE" in between I and U
Hey baby are you American cheese because you come as a single now.
I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking out of this relationship.
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
You looked better when I was drunk.
"My cat doesn't like you."
Can we still share a netflix account?
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
Hey, baby. I'm calling myself Han because you need to be Solo.
"It's not you...it's your taste in music"
"I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week."
Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so were you... but now the roses are wilted the violets are dead the sugar bowls empty and so is your head.
Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because honestly, Karen, you are a demon.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because you get picked up by random guys on the bus.
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
Are you a dollar bill? Because you’re single.
"Roses are red, violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you."
Girl, have we both been rendered sightless? Because we ain’t seeing each other anymore.
I really like you. So does my wife.
Will you be the sun in my life? Then stay millions of miles away from me.
I think this has been said somewhere else.
We need to cover more ground so we should split up.
"The longer we are together, the less serious I am about you."
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you're evidence that I made a mistake.
"Sorry I stopped contacting you. I had to go back to rehab."
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Girl its been fun
But im leaving you
"If it's meant to be it's meant to be....but just to be clear it isn't."
"You deserve better and so do I."
It's not you...it's your taste in music.
Here, look at this blank piece of paper for a second… I wrote every reason why we should stick together on it.
Do you happen to know sign language? Because this is the last time you’ll hear from me.
"It's not me, it's you!"
I'm not gay but I'll learn.
Sorry sweety, but I think I'm in love with your mom.
Hey babe do you need crutches? Cause I can’t stand you anymore.
Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.
You remind me of Halley's Comet. I don't wanna see you again for another 74 years.
You’re the girl that everybody wants. Today is their lucky day.
"Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you"