What did the angry brain say to the nociceptor?
"You're a real pain."
What did the Hollywood film director say to the young neuron that wanted to be an actor?
"Hey kid, you've got potential."
When is a synapse like a tree?
When it is pruned.
My hypochondriac brother just told me he thinks he's got a brain tumor.
I told him not to worry, it's probably all in his head.
What do you call a group of brains who form a singing group at school?
A glia club.
If some of Fred Flintstone's neurotransmitters could talk, what would they say?
"Gaba-Daba-Do!"
What do you call a hat for the brain?
A thinking cap.
There's a microchip you can transplant into your brain to boost your memory
You should keep that in mind.
How did the mother know her child would become a neuroanatomist?
He was constantly staining stuff.
Why was the neuron sent to the principal's office?
It had trouble controlling its impulses.
Have you heard about the guy who made a bomb out of a brain?
It was pretty mindblowing.
Why do brain cells grown in a dish attend the ballet and opera?
Because they are very cultured.
How do you decide whether to be a Brain Surgeon or a Novelist?
You flip a coin. It’ll land on heads or tales.
A brain aneurysm would be swell.
How did the woman react when the doctor suggested she have a brain biopsy?
She gave him a piece of her mind.
Why did the neuron like to sleep in the top bunk bed?
It wanted to have a high resting potential.
Did you know there's a college in the brain for hippopotami?
It's called the Hippocampus.
The brain is an amazing organ
it really makes you think.
Which cranial nerve would be right at home in a well-known city in Nevada?
The vagus nerve.
What did the mother brain say to her oldest child when it was bothering her youngest child?
It didn't want to get brain-washed.
What street does the hippocampus live on?
Memory lane.
Why didn't the brain want to take a bath?
Did you know that a Squid’s esophagus goes through its brain?
Food for thought, isn’t it?
What reassuring advice did the meninges give to the brain?
"Don't worry, I've got you covered."
Where does a brain go on vacation?
To a hippo camp us.
The real reason humans have wrinkly brains?
We've been in the gene pool too long.
I was doing brain surgery to a patient the other day
He was rather open-minded if you ask me.
What do neurons use to talk to each other?
Cellular phones.
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What did the right hemisphere say to the left hemisphere when they could not agree on anything?
Let's split.