What part of the brain deals with knowledge about plants?
The treefrontal cortex.
A brain aneurysm would be swell.
What did the angry brain say to the nociceptor?
"You're a real pain."
What did the mother brain say to her oldest child when it was bothering her youngest child?
It didn't want to get brain-washed.
I had a dream I was looking for my brain
But it was all in my head.
Why are sponges and brains similar?
They both like to soak up "material"
What is the best toothpaste for the brain?
Neural crest.
When does a brain get afraid?
When it loses its nerve.
My friend built an aromatherapy vaporiser with a built-in brain scanner
Seems a bit out there, but makes scents when you think about it.
What does a brain do when it sees a friend across the street?
Gives a brain wave.
The real reason humans have wrinkly brains?
We've been in the gene pool too long.
Why was the neuron sent to the principal's office?
It had trouble controlling its impulses.
Why do mummies like myelin?
Because of all the wrapping.
What happens when a neurotransmitter falls in love with a receptor?
You get a binding relationship.
Did you know there's a college in the brain for hippopotami?
It's called the Hippocampus.
What did the right hemisphere say to the left hemisphere when they could not agree on anything?
Let's split.
If your dog was a neurologist, what would it do all day?
Perform PET scans.
What are the magic words for a brainy magician?
Hocus sulcus.
What is the brain's favorite television channel?
The Neural Network.
What did parietal say to frontal?
"I lobe you."
How do you mess up a brain, on paper?
With a few strokes.
What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?
They will give you a piece of your mind.
What do neurons use to talk to each other?
Cellular phones.
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How does the spinal cord hammer a nail into a wall?
With a series of spinal taps.
Keeping tropical fish in your home has a calming effect on the brain
because of the indoor fins.
There's a microchip you can transplant into your brain to boost your memory
You should keep that in mind.
What happens if you break the brain scanner?
What do you get when you cross a "bad idea for using fur" with 86 billion neurons?
A hare-brained idea.