The real reason humans have wrinkly brains?
We've been in the gene pool too long.
Why do mummies like myelin?
Because of all the wrapping.
Did you know that a Squid’s esophagus goes through its brain?
Food for thought, isn’t it?
What do you call a hat for the brain?
A thinking cap.
What is a good pick-up line an axon terminal can use on a dendrite?
"Let's connect."
I didn't want to have brain surgery but I had to.
I guess it changed my mind.
What do neurons do on their birthdays?
They cell-ebrate
If your dog was a neurologist, what would it do all day?
Perform PET scans.
Why did the neuron like to sleep in the top bunk bed?
It wanted to have a high resting potential.
What happens if you break the brain scanner?
Why did the brain go into a group of trees to sleep?
For rest. (forest)
What did the angry brain say to the nociceptor?
"You're a real pain."
happens when you bother the parietal lobe?
It gets very touchy.
What do you get when you cross a thought with a light bulb?
A bright idea.
What do you call a group of brains who form a singing group at school?
A glia club.
What did the mother brain say to her oldest child when it was bothering her youngest child?
It didn't want to get brain-washed.
Where do brains go for vacation in Massachusetts?
Braintree, MA
What do neurons use to talk to each other?
Cellular phones.
What
What is a sleeping brain's favorite musical group (rock band)?
REM.
There's a microchip you can transplant into your brain to boost your memory
You should keep that in mind.
Have you heard about the guy who made a bomb out of a brain?
It was pretty mindblowing.
How did the mother know her child would become a neuroanatomist?
He was constantly staining stuff.
What dinner dish does a developing neuron use?
A neural plate.
Why was the neuron sent to the principal's office?
It had trouble controlling its impulses.
What did the stimulus do to the neuron after they got married?
Carried it over the threshold.
What did parietal say to frontal?
"I lobe you."
Did you know there's a college in the brain for hippopotami?
It's called the Hippocampus.
What do you call a skull without 86 billion neurons?
A no brainer.