Why are fish so smart?
They spend a lot of time in schools.
Did you know that a Squid’s esophagus goes through its brain?
Food for thought, isn’t it?
Why does the spinal cord belong in the brass section of an orchestra?
Because of its dorsal and ventral horns.
My hypochondriac brother just told me he thinks he's got a brain tumor.
I told him not to worry, it's probably all in his head.
What is the best toothpaste for the brain?
Neural crest.
What happens if you break the brain scanner?
Why did the neuron like to sleep in the top bunk bed?
It wanted to have a high resting potential.
A brain aneurysm would be swell.
What do you call the shirt a neurosurgeon wears to every brain surgery?
His specialty.
The brain is an amazing organ
it really makes you think.
Why are sponges and brains similar?
They both like to soak up "material"
What did the stimulus do to the neuron after they got married?
Carried it over the threshold.
What reassuring advice did the meninges give to the brain?
"Don't worry, I've got you covered."
What did the mother brain say to her oldest child when it was bothering her youngest child?
It didn't want to get brain-washed.
How do you mess up a brain, on paper?
With a few strokes.
Have you heard about the guy who made a bomb out of a brain?
It was pretty mindblowing.
What kind of fish performs brain surgery?
A neurosturgeon.
Why was the neuron sent to the principal's office?
It had trouble controlling its impulses.
Why do action potentials make good volleyball players?
They are always spiking.
What did the angry brain say to the nociceptor?
"You're a real pain."
What does a zombie say as he squishes your brains between his fingers?
Got your knows.
What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?
They will give you a piece of your mind.
Why were the two retinas such good friends?
They always saw eye-to-eye.
Did you know there's a college in the brain for hippopotami?
It's called the Hippocampus.
Why are neuroanatomy classes the smartest?
They have lots of brains.
Why do mummies like myelin?
Because of all the wrapping.
Why can't a brain be 12 inches long?
Becuase then it would be a foot.
What do neurons do on their birthdays?
They cell-ebrate