When the first nuclear bomb was detonated all the neutrons were sad.
Because their parents had just split.
What did the pilot of the Enola Gay say before dropping the bomb ?
"Let me Atom."
I like to tell this one joke about homemade bombs
But it always blows up in my face.
I got fired from the bomb disposal squad
Too bad, I had a blast working there.
What did the laser weapon say to the atom bomb?
"OK boomer."
If you ever have to defuse a bomb, never cut...
The Blew wire.
What do you call a Monkey with a bomb
A baboom.
What do you call a selfish bomb?
Mine.
Fortune-teller was killed by a car bomb
Couldn’t foresee the C4.
What happened when Napoleon got killed with a bomb?
Napoleon Blownapart.
Have you heard about the guy who made a bomb out of a brain?
It was pretty mindblowing.
I saw a headline in the newspaper that said someone made a bomb out of nitrous oxide.
This is no laughing matter.
"Do you know how long it takes for a bomb to explode?"
No, but dynamite!
I wasn't wearing hearing protection when the atom bomb went off.
Now I am become deaf, destroyer of worlds.
How does a bomb choose not to go off?
It refuses.
A bomb goes of in a cheese shop.
You can see da brie everywhere.
Those soldiers thought they could blow up that submarine with their bomb...
but they needed to sea mine.