What do you call a seamstress that snuck aboard a ship?
A sew-away!
What do you call a snail on a boat?
A snailor.
What kind of melody does a ship makes when if it crashes on shore?
A wreck-quiem.
Help!!! There's nobody steering this yacht!!
Don't worry. It's on yachtopilot.
I'm reading a book about a sadistic evil man who attaches ridges from boat hulls to his victims.
He's a mad keeler.
Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?
So when they come back to port they can scandinavian.
I took my boat out to go fishing today. I looked over and saw my neighbor’s dock was parallel to mine.
I guess I found my self in a real “para-docks”
Have you ever been on a party boat?
It’s a Yacht of fun.
If I ever get drafted into the Navy, and they make me choose what boat to get on.
I would just say frig it.
Before my surgery my anaesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation.
If Kim Jong-un had a private yacht, it would be a dictator ship
What is one way to save money when you go to the lake?
Buy a “sale boat.”
What do you call a big boat full of fish
A carp ark.
The bartender asked the pirate, "Is that a ship's wheel sticking out of your pants?"
The pirate replied"Aye! It's driving me nuts!"
I love driving my car, makes me feel like I'm charge of a big boat
especially when it's on cruise control
Why don't they make boats out of peppers?
Because they're always capsaicin!
Red ship hits Blue ship...
Sailors marooned.
Why do all the boats in Scandinavia have barcodes on the sides of them?
It makes it easier to... scan da navy in.
What do you do when you miss the ferry?
Call a canoe-ber.
why was the ship called 3.14
because it was full of π-rates.