Why did all the passengers on the right side of the ship have dead cell phones?
They weren’t on the port side of the ship.
What did the Bluetooth say as the ship went down?
"Help! We’re syncing!"
Help!!! There's nobody steering this yacht!!
Don't worry. It's on yachtopilot.
My friend sailed his yacht into the wharf very rapidly, crashing into the dock and causing a dent in the hull.
It's just a berth mark, he swears.
I don’t believe in boats
I have yacht to see one.
What do you call an imaginary yacht?
A dream boat.
I was sailing my boat when a massive hand rose out of the water and then slowly disappeared...
I thought, 'That's the biggest wave I've ever seen!'
Why don't boats have funerals?
They have wakes.
What do you call a boat in training?
An apprenticeship.
Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?
So when they come back to port they can scandinavian.
I took my boat out to go fishing today. I looked over and saw my neighbor’s dock was parallel to mine.
I guess I found my self in a real “para-docks”
You know what really floats my boat?
Surface tension.
What do you call a boat full of high school graduates
A scholarship.
Where does Google keep their ships?
In the Google Docs.
I can row a boat.
Canoe?
Why are snails allowed on ships?
Escargot.
My boat is starting to sink, I'm going to sell it.
See my boat listing in the paper.
The bartender asked the pirate, "Is that a ship's wheel sticking out of your pants?"
The pirate replied"Aye! It's driving me nuts!"
Did you hear about the boat dock that committed murder?
He’s going to be judged by a jury of its piers.
I'm Going to Host a Boat Race.
The winner will get pasta. It will be called the Penne Regatta.