What do you call a boat full of high school graduates
A scholarship.
Help!!! There's nobody steering this yacht!!
Don't worry. It's on yachtopilot.
If I ever get drafted into the Navy, and they make me choose what boat to get on.
I would just say frig it.
Watched a TV show about how they build ships.
It was riveting.
Have you ever been on a party boat?
It’s a Yacht of fun.
I was surprised when I saw a boat in the driveway so I asked my wife about it.
She said there was a great sail.
I was sailing my boat when a massive hand rose out of the water and then slowly disappeared...
I thought, 'That's the biggest wave I've ever seen!'
What do you call a seamstress that snuck aboard a ship?
A sew-away!
The bartender asked the pirate, "Is that a ship's wheel sticking out of your pants?"
The pirate replied"Aye! It's driving me nuts!"
Red ship hits Blue ship...
Sailors marooned.
Did you hear about the sea captain who made a special salt-proof boat for the salty waters of the ocean?
It was a sailing solution to cross a saline solution.
I can row a boat.
Canoe?
Why are snails allowed on ships?
Escargot.
Why do all the boats in Scandinavia have barcodes on the sides of them?
It makes it easier to... scan da navy in.
What do sailors buy to customise the back of their ships?
Aft-ermarket parts!
What do you call a snail on a boat?
A snailor.
What do you call an imaginary yacht?
A dream boat.
What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship.
Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?
So when they come back to port they can scandinavian.
I’d like to buy a catamaran or a yacht.
I’d like to get the best of boat words.