Why do all the boats in Scandinavia have barcodes on the sides of them?
It makes it easier to... scan da navy in.
Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?
So when they come back to port they can scandinavian.
My boat is starting to sink, I'm going to sell it.
See my boat listing in the paper.
What do you call someone who owns a boat dealership?
A Sailsmen.
I’d like to buy a catamaran or a yacht.
I’d like to get the best of boat words.
Watched a TV show about how they build ships.
It was riveting.
I don’t believe in boats
I have yacht to see one.
What do you do when you miss the ferry?
Call a canoe-ber.
What did the Bluetooth say as the ship went down?
"Help! We’re syncing!"
What do you call a boat full of high school graduates
A scholarship.
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
I'm reading a book about a sadistic evil man who attaches ridges from boat hulls to his victims.
He's a mad keeler.
Why are snails allowed on ships?
Escargot.
I was surprised when I saw a boat in the driveway so I asked my wife about it.
She said there was a great sail.
How did they punish the longshoreman whose improper ship mooring caused the destruction of a pier?
They docked his pay.
My friend sailed his yacht into the wharf very rapidly, crashing into the dock and causing a dent in the hull.
It's just a berth mark, he swears.
I was sailing my boat when a massive hand rose out of the water and then slowly disappeared...
I thought, 'That's the biggest wave I've ever seen!'
I took my boat out to go fishing today. I looked over and saw my neighbor’s dock was parallel to mine.
I guess I found my self in a real “para-docks”
What do you call a seamstress that snuck aboard a ship?
A sew-away!
Before my surgery my anaesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation.