How does Juliet maintain a constant body temperature? Romeostasis.
Working on lab science animals is a real rat race.
Whats The Most tiniest Virus Ever? "smallpox".
Why was the scuba diver failing Biology? Because he was below "C" level.
I don't think I need a spine.
It's holding me back.
What was the biologist wearing on his first date with a hot chick? Designer jeans.
Where do hippos go to university? Hippocampus.
Biology - It grows on you.
I was going to become a biologist. But all the endless coursework on hearts and lungs and kidneys and so on just made it seem like one long organ recital.
What did the Endoplasmic Reticulum say to the Golgi. I like your body, and the Golgi said it's complex.
What did Russian do after they made the vaccine ?
They Put-in.
There's now a vaccine to make you better at geometry.
It's called Pythagorean Serum.
What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association.
What did the femur say to the patella? I kneed you.
My vaccine dad joke failed.
But it was worth a shot.
What is the reproductive area in South America? Spermatagonia.
You know what it's called when you hurry to develop a vaccine?
... Russian.
Two red blood cells met and fell in love, but alas, it was all in vein.
Bacteria is the only culture some people have.
Organ donors really put their heart into it.
How do you know your dehydrated? You can hear your red blood cells crenating.
What does a biologist wear when they're going out?
Designer genes.
I can't imagine the stress put on the workers in trying to figure out the newest flu vaccine...
It probably puts a strain on the staff.
If Russia wants to be the first country to produce a vaccine ...
... Then Soviet.
Using vaccines is...
Antibody-building.
Serotonin and Dopamine: Technically, the only things you enjoy.
What did one brain say to another?
I lobe you.
I heard Frozen University is banning anyone who got the COVID vaccine from returning for the spring quarter
I guess if you get vaccinated you won’t be headed to the ICU.
Heard Russia has the vaccine to Coronavirus. I'm probably not Putin that into my body.
Why did the Russian vaccine cross the road?
To get to the other side effects.
What do you call the leader of a biology gang?
The Nucleboss.
I heard the government is going to put chips inside people with Covid vaccines...
I hope I get Doritos.
With all the talk of the pandemic and vaccines recently, I decided to consult a micro-biologist.
I thought they'd be smaller.
If this new covid vaccine works...
...It'll be a real shot in the arm for 2021.
Hey kids! I went back in time and formed a British 80s pop group called The Vaccine!
And now The Cure is no longer necessary!
Dolly Parton partially funded Moderna's COVID Vaccine.
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.
I have faith in Pfizer and its Covid vaccine, because they also make Viagra.
If Pfizer can raise the dead, it can save the living.
How do you tell the difference between boys and girls?
Take their genes down.
What did the male stamen say to the female pistil? "I like your style."
Do you find bone puns humerus?
The Covid-19 vaccine should be tested on politicians first...
If they survive, the vaccine is safe.
If they don't, the country is safe.
How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side.
Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled in thirty different countries and learned to speak six languages? He was a man of many cultures.
What is blood's message to the world? B POSITIVE.
Did you guys hear about that 14-year old virgin girl who got pregnant after receiving the flu vaccine?
Sounds like an inoculate conception.
How is a dog and a marine biologist alike? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
My wife asked, “If someone’s body just isn’t fighting the virus, would getting the vaccine help?”
I told her I think it’s worth a shot.
I hear there's a new COVID-19 vaccine delivered via an audio interface as music.
It is hoped that this will lead to heard immunity.
How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam? An itsy bitsy book.
Why do anti vaxxers hate vaccine jokes?
They never get them.
