What did the Endoplasmic Reticulum say to the Golgi. I like your body, and the Golgi said it's complex.
Serotonin and Dopamine: Technically, the only things you enjoy.
What did one cell say to his sister cell when she stepped in his toe? Mitosis.
How did the herpetologist know he would be married soon? He caught the garter snake.
Why was the scuba diver failing Biology? Because he was below "C" level.
Working on lab science animals is a real rat race.
With all the talk of the pandemic and vaccines recently, I decided to consult a micro-biologist.
I thought they'd be smaller.
I heard the government is going to put chips inside people with Covid vaccines...
I hope I get Doritos.
What do you call the leader of a biology gang?
The Nucleboss.
What is blood's message to the world? B POSITIVE.
If Russia wants to be the first country to produce a vaccine ...
... Then Soviet.
Dolly Parton partially funded Moderna's COVID Vaccine.
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.
Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled in thirty different countries and learned to speak six languages? He was a man of many cultures.
I created a vaccine for apathy, but unfortunately no one seems interested.
Where do hippos go to university? Hippocampus.
I can't imagine the stress put on the workers in trying to figure out the newest flu vaccine...
It probably puts a strain on the staff.
Did you guys hear about that 14-year old virgin girl who got pregnant after receiving the flu vaccine?
Sounds like an inoculate conception.
What did the Italian marine Biologist say when asked to identify an eel?
That's a moray!
I heard Frozen University is banning anyone who got the COVID vaccine from returning for the spring quarter
I guess if you get vaccinated you won’t be headed to the ICU.
Heard Russia has the vaccine to Coronavirus. I'm probably not Putin that into my body.
How is a dog and a marine biologist alike? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
What did Russian do after they made the vaccine ?
They Put-in.
Hey kids! I went back in time and formed a British 80s pop group called The Vaccine!
And now The Cure is no longer necessary!
Two red blood cells met and fell in love, but alas, it was all in vein.
What did the male stamen say to the female pistil? "I like your style."
How do you tell the difference between boys and girls?
Take their genes down.
Why do anti vaxxers hate vaccine jokes?
They never get them.
Hey why Are The Viruses All Gone? Cause They "flu" AWAY.