What type of flowers does everybody have? two-lips.
Whats The Most tiniest Virus Ever? "smallpox".
My wife asked, “If someone’s body just isn’t fighting the virus, would getting the vaccine help?”
I told her I think it’s worth a shot.
How do you know your dehydrated? You can hear your red blood cells crenating.
If this new covid vaccine works...
...It'll be a real shot in the arm for 2021.
You know what it's called when you hurry to develop a vaccine?
... Russian.
What did the Italian marine Biologist say when asked to identify an eel?
That's a moray!
Working on lab science animals is a real rat race.
How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam? An itsy bitsy book.
Why did the Russian vaccine cross the road?
To get to the other side effects.
What did the femur say to the patella? I kneed you.
What does a biologist wear when they're going out?
Designer genes.
Why was the scuba diver failing Biology? Because he was below "C" level.
Dolly Parton partially funded Moderna's COVID Vaccine.
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.
What is blood's message to the world? B POSITIVE.
Using vaccines is...
Antibody-building.
What did one brain say to another?
I lobe you.
There's now a vaccine to make you better at geometry.
It's called Pythagorean Serum.
Why do anti vaxxers hate vaccine jokes?
They never get them.
Organ donors really put their heart into it.
What do you call the leader of a biology gang?
The Nucleboss.
I have faith in Pfizer and its Covid vaccine, because they also make Viagra.
If Pfizer can raise the dead, it can save the living.
What is the reproductive area in South America? Spermatagonia.
How do you tell the difference between boys and girls?
Take their genes down.
Did you guys hear about that 14-year old virgin girl who got pregnant after receiving the flu vaccine?
Sounds like an inoculate conception.
How is a dog and a marine biologist alike? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
I don't think I need a spine.
It's holding me back.
Two red blood cells met and fell in love, but alas, it was all in vein.