Mum said I would never be able to make a bicycle out of spaghetti
Well I did, and you should’ve seen her face when I rode pasta
What do you call a guy who only rides children's bicycles?
A pedalphile
A police officer knocked on my door and told me that my dogs were chasing people on bicycles what rubbish my dog doesn’t even own a bike.
I rode my bike so much, I had to put a new set of wheels on it. I was about to put a third set on it, but the old bike didn’t work anymore. which is understandable. The bike was already retired.
I’m trying to teach my son how to put the chain back on his bike but he still can’t seem to do it.
I guess it must be sprocket science.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was too tired..
I banged my bike against the wall today. it was wheelie unfortunate.
What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?
Attire
My bike chain got rusted. Then my whole bicycle broke down. It was a chain reaction.
How does a flower propel a bicycle?
It petals!
I avoid bike trails after dark. They are full of cycle paths.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was 2-tired.
If you ride your bike twice a day, is that recycling?
My race time today was much better than yesterday. I was in a whole different gear.
What do you call a murder where the perp runs away on a bicycle?
A drive bike shooting
While I was riding my bike, there was a big tropical storm. I decided to cyclone.
What the motto of a Boy Scout who got a badge for fixing a bicycle horn?
Beep Repaired!
Why didn't the bicycle want to go anywhere?
It was two tired.
Something is Wrong With My Bicycle,
it doesn't Go Straight.
I heard they’re remaking one of the Lord of the Rings movies, but everyone rides around on bicycles instead of horses.
They’re calling it The Two Tires
I was selling my bike and an interested buyer asked what’s lowest I’d go.
"About 3 mph," I said, "otherwise I’d tip over."
My brother has been riding a bicycle since he was 4 years old
Damn he must be very far away by now
Why did the tricycle not hang out with the bicycles?
It felt like a third wheel
A silent man walked into a bicycle shop...
He picked up a wheel and spoke.
Every morning when I leave home, a bike comes from somewhere and runs me over. It’s a vicious cycle.
