I used to be the triangle player in a Jamaican band but I had to quit....
It was always just one ting after another.
People don't believe me when I tell them I'm the lead singer in a Black Eyed Peas tribute band....
Well I am.
I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia that makes me deny the existence of certain 80's bands.
There is no cure.
What kind of music group only makes songs for exercise programs?
A sweatband.
What do you call a group of orcas that play music?
An iPod.
I've recently started up a band called "Mum's The Word."
If anyone asks, you've not seen us.
I recently met a musical group of pirates.
They called themselves A-Band-On-Ship.