Band Puns

If we had a band, we'd... probably not be very good.

Band Puns

What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments.
An orca-stra.
Which element is a member of famous rock band?
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Why did the Turkey want to join a band?
Because it had drumsticks!
My printer just told me it was joining a band.
Makes sense since it lives to jam.
I recently met a musical group of pirates.
They called themselves A-Band-On-Ship.
What kind of music group only makes songs for exercise programs?
A sweatband.
I found this amazing bluegrass band that does covers of 80s rock.
They call themselves Ban Jovi.