Band Puns

If we had a band, we'd... probably not be very good.

Band Puns

Have you heard of the band 1023MB?
They haven't got a gig yet.
My printer just told me it was joining a band.
Makes sense since it lives to jam.
The only difference between a band teacher and a banned teacher
is what they were bangin
Have you heard about the new band located in the north east of england?
They're called Durham Durham.
I've recently started up a band called "Mum's The Word."
If anyone asks, you've not seen us.
What did the band Boston say in praise of the Sistine Chapel?
"It's more than a ceiling"
Want to start a Hula band that covers music by Poison.
Gonna call it Poi, Son.