Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
Everyone was spot on, you really did make a great theatre lighting tech.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
A friend has joined a blonds only theatre group. Fair play to him.
What do you call the guy who draws pictures of criminal suspects? A con artist.
What did the artist say to his old friend? Let's clay in touch.
What did one paint say to another when they got in an argument? Don't use that tone with me.
The Earth without 'art'...
....is 'EH'
Julius Caesar ordered pizza for the senate at Theatre of Pompey
Casca: How could you not order enough pizza for everyone?
Julius: But there was enough for everybody to have a slice...
Brutus: I ate 2 slices.
Julius: ATE TWO, BRUTE?
Theatre - the one place it doesn't pay to read between the line.
My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!
If you photograph your pimples, is zit art?
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
Our backstage manager is leaving at the end of the year. He has been an outstanding member of our theatre team.
Props to him.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
When I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flower, my teacher said I was the perfect roll-model.
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
Why did the Lord of the Rings author get kicked out of the movie theatre.
He was Tolkien all the way through.
The pirate steals arrrrt when he has the chance.
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
What happened when the artist tried to draw a cube? He suffered from a mental block.
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
I tried to come up with a funny theatre joke, but it was all just an act.
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
Failed my art exam by using the wrong pencil.
It wasn't 2b.
Why did the bald man decide to paint a bunch of rabbits on his head? He thought that they could look like hares from a distance.
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
What do you call an artist without a palette? Someone who makes paintings without taste.
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
What is the result of an art competition? A draw.
