I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
What killed the painter? He had too many strokes.
The skeleton would love to see the latest horror flick, but he just doesn't have the guts for it.
Tried acting in a theatre full of farmers. Got mooed off stage.
What is the definition of art theft? A: The haul of frames.
What is the result of an art competition? A draw.
Today, we had to create a new hang position for some lighting fixtures. After all day trying, we couldn't get the new batten hung properly.
Turns out it was just a pipe dream.
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
If art became imprisoned we'd have to Freda art.
My friend impresses girls by drawing realistic pictures of trucks. He's a pickup artist!
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
What did the artist tell his greatest nemesis? I challenge you to a doodle!
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
I thought the play was frightful but I saw it under particularly unfortunate circumstances - the curtain was up.
Failed my art exam by using the wrong pencil.
It wasn't 2b.
What did the art teacher say to the aspiring actress? You sure look the art.
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
It may just be a stage I'm going through, but I sure do love the trapdoors on set.
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
A con artist is an artist who draws pictures of criminal suspects.
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
Artists know how to draw the line, so you can't really peer pressure them.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.
I'll be Bach.
Why did the penguin enter the theatre?
He wanted to go into snow business
Theatre costumes must be handled with care since they're often laced with something.
What did the artist ask the preschooler? Can you count to pen?
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
Show your popcorn and coke guy at the movies a little appreciation. After all, he makes a lot of concessions.
We should've guessed the failed postman wouldn't be any better at delivering his acting lines.
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
The painter loved to paint because he was drawn to art.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
Who do you call a pig who can paint like a great artist? Pablo PIGcaso.
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
Who are the biggest fans at the theatre? The backstage crew - They're always giving props to the actors.
I went to a theater performance done on a bunch of dictionaries the other day...
It was a play on words.
Why did the bald man decide to paint a bunch of rabbits on his head? He thought that they could look like hares from a distance.
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
I had a job directing an elementary school theater production.
It wasn't hard work, after all, it was child's play.
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
What song does a painter sing when he is in truly dire straits? Monet for Nothing.
Theater sound guys aren't always good speakers
Coming to theaters: the thrilling tale of a man who ate biographical books instead of turkey on Thanksgiving.
Baste on a true story.
Everyone was spot on, you really did make a great theatre lighting tech.
