Why did the girl decide to become an art dealer? Because she wanted more Monet.
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
I went to an art gallery and noticed that all the info was also available in braille.
Nice touch.
Theatre costumes must be handled with care since they're often laced with something.
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
The artist painted himself into a corner, leading to his death.
Our backstage manager is leaving at the end of the year. He has been an outstanding member of our theatre team.
Props to him.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
What did one paint say to another when they got in an argument? Don't use that tone with me.
You know why theater people say "break a leg" instead of good luck?
Because if you do, you'll end up in a cast!
An actor I know fell through the floor recently. It's just a stage he was going through.
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
Q: What did the artist say to the dentist?-
A: Matisse hurt
Where do vampires go to buy their art supplies? Pencilvania.
Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
What do you call an artist without a palette? Someone who makes paintings without taste.
What is the result of an art competition? A draw.
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
What did the painter say to the wall? Another crack like that and I'll have to plaster you!
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
Why did the Lord of the Rings author get kicked out of the movie theatre.
He was Tolkien all the way through.
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
I was going to joke about my broken pencil, but it was pointless.
Why was the museum curator so good at judging paintings and sculptures? He was talented at art official intelligence.
Coming to theaters: the thrilling tale of a man who ate biographical books instead of turkey on Thanksgiving.
Baste on a true story.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
Building a good makeup design always starts with a good foundation.
Having been thrown out of cartoon art school, he was in suspended animation.
Why did the artist get into a heated argument with the gallery curator? He just wasn't in the right frame of mind.
Who are the biggest fans at the theatre? The backstage crew - They're always giving props to the actors.
The artist shouldn't have taken that sculpture for granite, now it's stone-cold.
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
Choreographers are always hard to get in touch with because they are always blocking you.
I thought my ballet-themed body art was unique
But then I saw someone who had a tutu tattoo, too.
The painting was framed, so the cops arrested it.
Failed my art exam by using the wrong pencil.
It wasn't 2b.
What happened when the artist tried to draw a cube? He suffered from a mental block.
Great news! I'm a movie director now! I gave stellar directions to a very lovely family on their way to the theatre.
Why did you fall in love with the Paris art museum? It was just Louvre at first site.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Once I tried to paint the sky but I blue it.
This hottie has forever changed the film industry, and it starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'. Reel your mind back in - we're talking popcorn!
Why didn't the artist replace his kitchen sink? Because he said that if it's not baroque, don't fix it.