The artist painted himself into a corner, leading to his death.
Why do thespians have great hair? They want the perfect part.
Coming to theaters: the thrilling tale of a man who ate biographical books instead of turkey on Thanksgiving.
Baste on a true story.
I told the artist that his painting was terrible. I think he got the picture.
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
What did the artist ask the preschooler? Can you count to pen?
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
When you meet someone, you don't want to get off to a bad art!
Failed my art exam by using the wrong pencil.
It wasn't 2b.
Why do poltergeists love haunting old theaters?
Because they can't wait to boo the performers.
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
Who do you call a pig who can paint like a great artist? Pablo PIGcaso.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
When the theatre owner dies, his visitation hours are as follows: 1pm, 3pm, 6:30 pm, 9pm, and midnight.
My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!
Why can you never trust an artist? Because they are a bit sketchy, a little shady and will always try to frame you.
My buddy was cast in Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs, but he was still angry because he wasn't Happy.
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
I went to an art gallery and noticed that all the info was also available in braille.
Nice touch.
The painter wanted to feel the texture, so he buttered his toast with his fingers.
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
I thought my ballet-themed body art was unique
But then I saw someone who had a tutu tattoo, too.
Why didn't the artist replace his kitchen sink? Because he said that if it's not baroque, don't fix it.
Q: What did the artist say to the dentist?-
A: Matisse hurt
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
What song does a painter sing when he is in truly dire straits? Monet for Nothing.
The artist shouldn't have taken that sculpture for granite, now it's stone-cold.
Why do old artists never die? They just put things in perspective.
Don't get caught between a chalk and a hard place.
Opening a new shadow puppet theatre. Business plan says we'll make a fortune, but those are just projected figures.
What did the art teacher say to the aspiring actress? You sure look the art.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
Where does a cow hang his best paintings? In a moo-seum, of course.
What killed the painter? He had too many strokes.
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
I knew a guy who gave away his art but he only seemed to paint ducks with incomplete faces.
I asked about it once and he said "I like to bill them later."
A pig and a horse walk into a movie theater.
The horse didn't feel like buying popcorn so he brought some hay. A theater employee saw him and said. "Are you sneaking outside food into the theater?"
The horse said "nay."
The pig squealed.
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What did one paint say to another when they got in an argument? Don't use that tone with me.
How did Salvador Dali like to start his mornings? With a bowl of Surreal and milk.
What is the result of an art competition? A draw.
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
Where will you find an FBI sketch artist? In the bureau drawer.