I just found out that Mercedes is donating state-of-the-art street sweepers to some of the largest cities around the world to help fight littering.
They're calling it Mercedes-clenz.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
Artists are colorful people who know how to draw on their emotions.
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
What did the painter say to the wall? Another crack like that and I'll have to plaster you!
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!
Which barnyard animal is a famous painter?
Vincent Van Goat
My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink
*No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out of the movie theatre*
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
Couple of friends have decided to put theatre style seats in their house. It will end in tiers.
I wonder why theatres are so sad? They're always dark, moody, and in tiers.
Dreaming in color is the artist's pigment of imagination.
What painting is terrible at ever being happy? The Moaning Lisa.
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
It may just be a stage I'm going through, but I sure do love the trapdoors on set.
Who do you call a pig who can paint like a great artist? Pablo PIGcaso.
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
We should've guessed the failed postman wouldn't be any better at delivering his acting lines.
Why do old artists never die? They just put things in perspective.
I seem to find a way of sneaking chocolate into movie theaters..
.. I always have a few twix up my sleeve.
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
Theater sound guys aren't always good speakers
Why did the artist cross the street? To crosshatch to the other side.
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
Why did the portrait artist take a side job as a census taker? Because he was great at canvassing people.
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
What did the artist tell his greatest nemesis? I challenge you to a doodle!
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
Why did the origami artist win her court case? She was great at doing the paperwork.
Why did the penguin enter the theatre?
He wanted to go into snow business
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
What do you call the guy who draws pictures of criminal suspects? A con artist.
What is the definition of art theft? A: The haul of frames.
Why was the museum curator so good at judging paintings and sculptures? He was talented at art official intelligence.
I had a job directing an elementary school theater production.
It wasn't hard work, after all, it was child's play.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
Why did the artist get into a heated argument with the gallery curator? He just wasn't in the right frame of mind.