Q: How do Japanese artists bid farewell?
A: Cyan-Nara!
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
Why the skeleton doesn't go to the theater?
Because he has nobody to go with.
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.
Once I tried to paint the sky but I blue it.
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
The skeleton would love to see the latest horror flick, but he just doesn't have the guts for it.
What happened when the artist tried to draw a cube? He suffered from a mental block.
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
The painter wanted to feel the texture, so he buttered his toast with his fingers.
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
If you don't focus on learning your lines for the production, I shutter to imagine what the reviewers will snap about.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
The stage is the most hygienic place in the world. Every time we turn on the lights they get a wash.
Theater sound guys aren't always good speakers
What did the art teacher say to the aspiring actress? You sure look the art.
What song does a painter sing when he is in truly dire straits? Monet for Nothing.
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
You know why theater people say "break a leg" instead of good luck?
Because if you do, you'll end up in a cast!
Don't theater jokes always seem so staged?
They say that she only paints night scenes. Other artists really pale by comparison.
Theatre costumes must be handled with care since they're often laced with something.
The artist painted himself into a corner, leading to his death.
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
Today, we had to create a new hang position for some lighting fixtures. After all day trying, we couldn't get the new batten hung properly.
Turns out it was just a pipe dream.
Where will you find an FBI sketch artist? In the bureau drawer.
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
I gave someone directions to a theater today
I guess I am a movie director now.
Why did the girl decide to become an art dealer? Because she wanted more Monet.
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
A prankster played a really dark and dim-witted joke at the theatre. He turned off the lights.
Why was the museum curator so good at judging paintings and sculptures? He was talented at art official intelligence.
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
All theatres love to see scarecrows out in the audience as reviewers! They're simply outstanding in their field.
Why did the artist go to the lounge? Because it was her comfort tone.