Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
What is the definition of art theft? A: The haul of frames.
A con artist is an artist who draws pictures of criminal suspects.
Q: How does an artist fill in a CV?
A: He draws on experience.
What did one paint say to another when they got in an argument? Don't use that tone with me.
Friend of mine got sacked as a set designer for not producing anything. He didn't make a scene.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
I just got fired from my theatre job. I guess I should've made a bigger scene about it.
What did the angry artist say? Don't get me arted!
Failed my art exam by using the wrong pencil.
It wasn't 2b.
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
I tried to come up with a funny theatre joke, but it was all just an act.
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
Why did the artist get into a heated argument with the gallery curator? He just wasn't in the right frame of mind.
Once I tried to paint the sky but I blue it.
What painting is terrible at ever being happy? The Moaning Lisa.
The artist shouldn't have taken that sculpture for granite, now it's stone-cold.
The skeleton would love to see the latest horror flick, but he just doesn't have the guts for it.
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
What do you call an artist without a palette? Someone who makes paintings without taste.
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
Q: What did the artist say to the dentist?-
A: Matisse hurt
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
Why can't a tattoo artist be faithful? Because he always has designs on his clients.
The painter wanted to feel the texture, so he buttered his toast with his fingers.
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
This hottie has forever changed the film industry, and it starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'. Reel your mind back in - we're talking popcorn!
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
I keep looking at our upstage platform that is designed with only a ladder for access. It's just so hard not to stair.
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
Artists know how to draw the line, so you can't really peer pressure them.
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
All theatres love to see scarecrows out in the audience as reviewers! They're simply outstanding in their field.
Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
Why does everyone paint Easter Eggs? Because it is a lot easier than wallpapering them.
The stage is the most hygienic place in the world. Every time we turn on the lights they get a wash.
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
I went to an art gallery and noticed that all the info was also available in braille.
Nice touch.
The Earth without 'art'...
....is 'EH'
Why can you never trust an artist? Because they are a bit sketchy, a little shady and will always try to frame you.