I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flour...
My teacher said, I'm the perfect roll model.
Theatre costumes must be handled with care since they're often laced with something.
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
Failed my art exam by using the wrong pencil.
It wasn't 2b.
My friend told me he had to leave the play after Act l. Knowing he'd waited forever to see it, I asked him why. He said the program stated that Act ll was two years later, and he refused to wait that long.
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
Why do thespians have great hair? They want the perfect part.
I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
The stage is the most hygienic place in the world. Every time we turn on the lights they get a wash.
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
It's weird being colorblind in an art gallery. Everything's a pigment of the imagination.
Choreographers are always hard to get in touch with because they are always blocking you.
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
Why do old artists never die? They just put things in perspective.
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
Who do you call a pig who can paint like a great artist? Pablo PIGcaso.
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
What did the painter say to the wall? Another crack like that and I'll have to plaster you!
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
Did you hear about the painter who works in jail? They say he had a brush with the law.
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
What do you call the guy who draws pictures of criminal suspects? A con artist.
A prankster played a really dark and dim-witted joke at the theatre. He turned off the lights.
What do you call a painting by a cat of herself? A self paw-trait.
When I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flower, my teacher said I was the perfect roll-model.
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
My friend can't afford expensive art, she has no Monet.
I went to an art gallery and noticed that all the info was also available in braille.
Nice touch.
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.
Why can you never trust an artist? Because they are a bit sketchy, a little shady and will always try to frame you.
An actor I know fell through the floor recently. It's just a stage he was going through.
Where does a cow hang his best paintings? In a moo-seum, of course.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
Today, we had to create a new hang position for some lighting fixtures. After all day trying, we couldn't get the new batten hung properly.
Turns out it was just a pipe dream.
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
Having been thrown out of cartoon art school, he was in suspended animation.
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
The artist shouldn't have taken that sculpture for granite, now it's stone-cold.
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
Why did the origami artist win her court case? She was great at doing the paperwork.
Friend of mine got sacked as a set designer for not producing anything. He didn't make a scene.
I told the artist that his painting was terrible. I think he got the picture.
I thought the play was frightful but I saw it under particularly unfortunate circumstances - the curtain was up.
