Animal Pick Up Lines

Hilariously cheesy pick up lines that for both men and women animal lovers.

Animal Pick Up Lines

If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
I've been thinking about you owl night long...
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.