Animal Pick Up Lines

Hilariously cheesy pick up lines that for both men and women animal lovers.

Animal Pick Up Lines

Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
You love dogs. I love dogs. I think we may just be the paw-fect match.
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?
I've been thinking about you owl night long...