A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
Hey girl, are you on the endangered species list? 'Cause baby you are one of a kind!
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
Your pheromones are driving me wild.
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of them are on you.
Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?
Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
You love dogs. I love dogs. I think we may just be the paw-fect match.
Roses are red, violets are blue, with you in my head, this cow goes moooo.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
Baby you be the tree and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
Aww, what's your pup's name? He has such a sweet face.
How about we get down to monkey business?
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?
I don't normally make the first move, but there was just something dif-fur-ent about you.
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
Cute dog! I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi!
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
