Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of them are on you.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
Hey girl, are you on the endangered species list? 'Cause baby you are one of a kind!
What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.
You may be flightless but you make my heart soar.
Roses are red, violets are blue, with you in my head, this cow goes moooo.
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.
If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
You had me at ruff.
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
It's hunting season and fox like you shouldn't be out in the open!
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
I've been thinking about you owl night long...
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
If you let me, I will chase you like a cheetah.
Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
My love for you is as crazy as mad cow disease.
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
How about we get down to monkey business?
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!